Author Topic: Who will be the new pope? (Read 879 times)

Chairboy · « **on:** April 07, 2005, 05:04:04 PM »

Hiya guys,

Anyone interested in guessing who the new pope will be? I've heard the following:

1. It will probably NOT be a US citizen.
2. The Nigerian Cardinal seems pretty popular.

Anyone else want to predict or share rumors?

I'm atheist, but I think JPII did a fine job, and he will be a tough act to follow.

Habu · « **Reply #1 on:** April 07, 2005, 05:11:55 PM »

I am giving 100 to 1 it will not be the Nigerian.

Not unless they want to drive a stake into the heart of Catholicism.

Nilsen · « **Reply #2 on:** April 07, 2005, 05:17:45 PM »

Fishu · « **Reply #3 on:** April 07, 2005, 05:25:36 PM »

When is the reality TV show coming out? You know.. "who wants to be the pope".

Oh yeah.. George Bush Jr. might have good chances, hes doing alot of things permitted by god. Seems to have a good relation to the fella.

Nilsen · « **Reply #4 on:** April 07, 2005, 05:27:50 PM »

They could do a Big Brother thing. Put 12 holy men in a house with 24/7 live coverage and let the viewers decide. Oh.. and they dont get to bring their bibles so no fun for them.

Fishu · « **Reply #5 on:** April 07, 2005, 05:33:02 PM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen
They could do a Big Brother thing. Put 12 holy men in a house with 24/7 live coverage and let the viewers decide. Oh.. and they dont get to bring their bibles so no fun for them.

They can try to earn pages of the bibble tho...

Nilsen · « **Reply #6 on:** April 07, 2005, 05:35:22 PM »

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Originally posted by Fishu
They can try to earn pages of the bibble tho...

one page for every gay guy they "heal"

Chairboy · « **Reply #7 on:** April 07, 2005, 05:54:46 PM »

Ok, congratulations, you've all proved how clever you are. Good job!

Now, back to the subject, any predictions on who will be elected pope in a couple weeks?

Nilsen · « **Reply #8 on:** April 07, 2005, 06:01:10 PM »

If we have to be serious. The Nigerian guy is a hot tip but maybe abit controversial? if my memory serves me right, the now departed pope was the first non-italian and they may wanna have an italian before they go abroad on the next one.

storch · « **Reply #9 on:** April 07, 2005, 06:24:08 PM »

I thought they might elect you choirboy er chairboy.

wombatt · « **Reply #10 on:** April 07, 2005, 06:25:32 PM »

I put my money on Mel Gibson

Nilsen · « **Reply #11 on:** April 07, 2005, 06:28:16 PM »

whatever happens ive got dibs on the pope-mobile

-tronski- · « **Reply #12 on:** April 08, 2005, 02:37:03 AM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen
whatever happens ive got dibs on the pope-mobile

The new Pope-mobile...in the new pope cave!

Tronsky

bunch · « **Reply #13 on:** April 10, 2005, 02:49:35 AM »

Archbishop Lawrence Harms

NUKE · « **Reply #14 on:** April 10, 2005, 03:00:51 AM »

Robin Williams could prolly pull it off.

Author Topic: Who will be the new pope? (Read 879 times)

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