my girlfriend works in mall management at an outdoor megamall in destin...i was visiting and hanging out with the security guys shootin the breeze when "elvis" (as they called her showed up) i do odd jobs for them from time to time when they need help with stuff and they know me so i got to be in on it.
it was freaky because you could see the instant change in everything about the universe...all of these little preteens came out of the woodwork and lit up like fireflies. following here around, going into every shop that she went to but maintaining about a 20 ft. distance...it really did look like a wake.
a buddy of mine (security) and i were manning a post when she came by.
a few moments later i called out over the walkie talkie..."shane, tell her that i already have a girlfriend, but thanks anyway."
my girlfriend, who always has the radio tuned in at the office heard it and officially granted me "best boyfriend in the world status" for the next week.
when she left...well... "elvis has left the building"
