Author Topic: This could happen to you america (Read 744 times)

Nash · « **Reply #15 on:** April 10, 2005, 12:55:52 AM »

Or conversely, terminally single... mmm Funked?

Moral of the story is... have some self respect. Clean up after yerself. It doesn't make you gay. In fact, you might even get to actually have teh sex once in a while.

Or... masterbate to porn.... by yourself... in a mess... and call other people gay on the BBS.

Choices choices....

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 10, 2005, 01:34:40 AM »

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I take it in the pooper.

Tumor · « **Reply #17 on:** April 10, 2005, 01:41:42 AM »

T'be honest... I'd just as soon stay home and clean than go out an work. Matter of fact, gonna run that idea by the wife right after I'm done with the porn.

Nash · « **Reply #18 on:** April 10, 2005, 02:54:31 AM »

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I don't even know what sex looks like. Pass me the Doritos. And you're gay.

oboe · « **Reply #19 on:** April 10, 2005, 07:20:16 AM »

It's a corollary to the "Anybody driving faster than I am is a crazy maniac - anybody driving slower than I am is a timid menace" kind of thinking.

"Any man better at household chores than I am is gay."

I am a pretty good cleaner when I put my mind to it, but very much slower than my wife, because I always end up taking things apart to clean them. Right now the upstairs bathroom toilet is in pieces, sitting in the hallway.

storch · « **Reply #20 on:** April 10, 2005, 08:00:51 AM »

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Originally posted by oboe
It's a corollary to the "Anybody driving faster than I am is a crazy maniac - anybody driving slower than I am is a timid menace" kind of thinking.

"Any man better at household chores than I am is gay."

I am a pretty good cleaner when I put my mind to it, but very much slower than my wife, because I always end up taking things apart to clean them. Right now the upstairs bathroom toilet is in pieces, sitting in the hallway.

Thrawn · « **Reply #21 on:** April 10, 2005, 08:29:09 AM »

Why do they teach soldiers to be gay in bootcamp? Are staff sgts. the king homosexuals or something?

Heheh, tards.

That being said this is just about the most retarded law I ever heard of, and totally unenforcable. Way to go you commie Spainiards.

straffo · « **Reply #22 on:** April 10, 2005, 09:07:30 AM »

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About the evergrowing likelyhood of legislation forcing me to behave like a woman? You bet.

Reading the link you provided I don't read you have to marry a man

newguy · « **Reply #23 on:** April 10, 2005, 09:31:05 AM »

Nothing wrong with cleaning but that is the stupidist fricken law I've heard in a while. There's nothing wrong with having roles in the houshold. These idiotic feminists cant seem to get it through there heads that there is nothing wrong with being different. I'm not saying that a women HAS to clean around the house, but that is the way the division of duties often fall, and there is nothing wrong with it. Legislating how houshold chores should be divied up, what a joke.

WTF were Spaniards thinking electing morons who would waste time with laws like this?

lazs2 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 10, 2005, 09:36:36 AM »

I clean up after myself semi regularly... when my girlfriend is around she cleans up because she has a lower tolerance for mess.

All this crap comes from womens suffrage. we need to end womens suffrage 30 years ago... it is out of hand.

lazs

Skydancer · « **Reply #25 on:** April 10, 2005, 09:42:09 AM »

"Show me a single guy with a clean house and I'll show you a guy that gets laid by women who are not drunk" or desperate!?

TRUE

"Moral of the story is... have some self respect. Clean up after yerself. It doesn't make you gay. In fact, you might even get to actually have teh sex once in a while.

Or... masterbate to porn.... by yourself... in a mess... and call other people gay on the BBS.

Choices choices...."

True!

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #26 on:** April 10, 2005, 02:34:51 PM »

That p-whipped comment was a little too close for comfort I see.

Elfie · « **Reply #27 on:** April 10, 2005, 04:00:34 PM »

When I have to changed diapers loaded with the most foul of land mines.....I just pull my shirt over my nose and breath through the fabric. It really does help.

vorticon · « **Reply #28 on:** April 10, 2005, 04:08:17 PM »

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That p-whipped comment was a little too close for comfort I see. when's my turn?

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #29 on:** April 10, 2005, 09:28:10 PM »

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I can't wait until I get my first pube!

Author Topic: This could happen to you america (Read 744 times)

storch