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Offline Ripsnort

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Caution: Not for weak stomachs
« on: May 10, 2000, 11:33:00 AM »
You know the story You're out with your friends having a great time....
You have a few too many drinks....
And the next thing you know, you're waking up in a strange bed, the previous night a blur. Then you hear......
"Darling I'm in the shower, won't you come and join me?"
Your heart pumps... You sprint to the shower to find.....
Your worst nightmare..........
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Offline StSanta

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Caution: Not for weak stomachs
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2000, 01:15:00 PM »
ROFLMAO!

Being a stick imitation myself, I cannot really understand how people can get that fat. Must have an enomormous calorie intake.

Ah, now I know!. Fat Bastards are GREAT E retainers!



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Offline Voss

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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2000, 01:49:00 PM »
You know, not even iron stomachs seasoned by years of high g's could handle this! Good god! What motivated you to come up with this?

Nevermind, I don't want to know...
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2000, 02:13:00 PM »
Voss, in case you didn't know, San Francisco passed a "Fat Law" whereas you cannot discriminate against anyone that is fat.

They (the 'rather large' people) had a big protest outside city with signs that said "Eat Me!".

Ya ya, I know, only in the US !!  Hey, it makes the lawyers (land sharks) fat and happy!

If anyone finds this attempt at humor very offending, I will edit it, so speak or forever hold your piece, er ah, Peace.

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Offline Saintaw

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« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2000, 10:19:00 AM »
Was this picture taken on another planet ???

OMG......................
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Offline sourkraut

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Caution: Not for weak stomachs
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2000, 11:41:00 AM »
Geez rip. Now I have to scrub my machine (at work) before the web police find this gif.

You are one sick, sick bastiage.

Sour

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Offline rosco-

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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2000, 01:59:00 PM »
 Good lord man, WHY...WHY
 
 My worst nightmare USED to be something entirely different...There isnt enough beer in the world!!!


 PS: I would shoot my friends that afternoon

 
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Offline Citabria

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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2000, 02:07:00 PM »
so it's true, Jabba the Hut has a sister

hohoho ho
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2000, 02:19:00 PM »
Okay, due to popular demand, I broke the link!  

Yes, it was disgusting, but hey, nothing porno about it, just someones backside! (Just happens that someone was 600+ lbs!)
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Offline StSanta

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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2000, 04:01:00 PM »
Popular demand? never saw a post about it.

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