Author Topic: Ur momma jokes thread (Read 537 times)

VWE · « **on:** April 15, 2005, 02:20:28 PM »

Your mommas so poor I saw her kickin a can down the street today and I asked her what she was doin... she said "movin"...

RTSigma · « **Reply #1 on:** April 15, 2005, 02:30:07 PM »

Yo mama is so fat that when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

SkyWolf · « **Reply #2 on:** April 15, 2005, 03:10:07 PM »

Yo mamma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 15, 2005, 03:18:24 PM »

Your momma is so fat when she rolls over in bed she burns her arse on ceiling lightbulb.

killnu · « **Reply #4 on:** April 15, 2005, 03:23:35 PM »

dang, cant we just get of moms...cuz i just got off yours.

Silat · « **Reply #5 on:** April 15, 2005, 03:43:48 PM »

Your Mama is So Fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

Callisto · « **Reply #6 on:** April 15, 2005, 04:25:37 PM »

Here you go.. knock yourselves out

http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/

Nilsen · « **Reply #7 on:** April 15, 2005, 04:37:18 PM »

Your mama made you!

Torque · « **Reply #8 on:** April 15, 2005, 04:42:54 PM »

When told to "make up her mind", She puts lipstick on her forehead.

Edbert1 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 15, 2005, 04:50:23 PM »

Your mamas so fat the only things attracted to her are due to her gravitational pull!

g00b · « **Reply #10 on:** April 15, 2005, 05:22:54 PM »

Ya momma got a glass eye with a fish in it!

ya momma

ya momma

ya momma

g00b

Nefarious · « **Reply #11 on:** April 15, 2005, 05:59:40 PM »

Your Momma's so Fat, (How Fat is she?) So Fat, she has to drive a Spandex Car.

CavemanJ · « **Reply #12 on:** April 15, 2005, 11:48:54 PM »

Yo mama so dumb, she heard it was chilly outside so she grabbed a bowl and ran for the door

RTSigma · « **Reply #13 on:** April 16, 2005, 01:35:32 AM »

Yo Mamma is sooooo FAT that when she wore a red dress, the kids on the block would yell "HEY KOOL-AID!"

Nash · « **Reply #14 on:** April 16, 2005, 01:39:05 AM »

Your Mamma...

loves you.