Well, ya see Dinger, the "other" ultra conservative Catholics you lumped me in with might be really peeved to know I am in their group, especially when they find out my plans for the new line of Entertainment Productions the Vatican will be putting out when I am the new pope.
The first of these new shows will be:
Vatoporn - a truly sensational XXX pRon experience with a truly "holy" twist.
I am also in discussions with .50 cent and Snoop Dog about a show called VatiRap... but that is really to early to tell.
Another great plan we have is for the new Vatican sponsored airshow demonstration team we plan to call the Loopey Angels.

Aircraft and pilots TBA
The next plan is to buy the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, and move them to the Vatican where they truly belong! Think of the team power when the church is behind them.
Last but not least, the Vatican plans to sponsor an F1 team, Nextel Cup team, and Busch Team.
The Vatican's extreme sports sponsorship is meeting some resistance, although I would have thought Cardinal tipping would have been a big hit for the rest of the church!
