Author Topic: First Papal vote = black smoke (Read 779 times)

sullie363 · « **on:** April 18, 2005, 01:09:03 PM »

Going to round two.

RTR · « **Reply #1 on:** April 18, 2005, 01:13:34 PM »

ding!

Siaf__csf · « **Reply #2 on:** April 18, 2005, 01:24:38 PM »

Curval · « **Reply #3 on:** April 18, 2005, 01:29:13 PM »

No no...black smoke merely means they fired up the hooka...sort of like a big bong with enough extensions so everyone can toke at the same time.

Toad · « **Reply #4 on:** April 18, 2005, 01:32:02 PM »

It could mean they have a flare up going in the smoker. Sometimes if you leave too much fat on the brisket when you trim it, you can get a flare up. That'll put out some black smoke as your brisket chars.

Maybe I better get over there............

Nilsen · « **Reply #5 on:** April 18, 2005, 01:35:43 PM »

Whats the deal?

Do they throw the contestants for the job in the fireplace if they dont make the cut?

No more popefire = new pope has been enlisted?

Charon · « **Reply #6 on:** April 18, 2005, 02:14:27 PM »

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Whats the deal?

Do they throw the contestants for the job in the fireplace if they dont make the cut?

No more popefire = new pope has been enlisted?

LOL

Charon

RTSigma · « **Reply #7 on:** April 18, 2005, 02:16:40 PM »

You'd think after all those years, Cardinals would know how to BBQ.

Bodhi · « **Reply #8 on:** April 18, 2005, 02:43:10 PM »

I hav e a sneaking suspicion that my papal candidacy has not gone as well as I hoped... or do I need to be invited to the vote?

Yeah, thats it, thats why they put up black smoke, they are still waiting for me to get there!!!

Furball · « **Reply #9 on:** April 18, 2005, 03:08:39 PM »

woo!

who's gonna win this year's pope idol?!

Nilsen · « **Reply #10 on:** April 18, 2005, 03:30:47 PM »

Pretty soon you can get popidol action figures and boardgames with pope quiz questions.

Nilsen · « **Reply #11 on:** April 18, 2005, 03:37:48 PM »

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Originally posted by GScholz
You actually want to be the Pope?

I sure would. With all that bling-bling crusifix gold cross stuff and oceans of red wine and those little white cookies.

Oh.. and keys to the nunnery!

Bodhi · « **Reply #12 on:** April 18, 2005, 05:09:33 PM »

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Originally posted by GScholz
You actually want to be the Pope?

Think about it... it would be shrecking AWESOME. Al that money to do with as you saw fit. I could be a miltary pope and start the next crusade, and make W legit in Europe finally. I could abolish the deal with popes not being married, as a matter of fact, I would make it so I could have a harem! All the wine, think of the party house I could turn St Peters into! The keys to the vatican library. The pope mobile, driving in style

Basically, I can piss off whoever I wanted, and if they said anything, I'd make sure they do not go to heaven.

To top it all off, I could get to wear the Pope hat! WOOHOO, I can not think of a better reason not to be the Pope!

eskimo2 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 18, 2005, 06:51:41 PM »

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Originally posted by Bodhi
Think about it... it would be shrecking AWESOME. Al that money to do with as you saw fit. I could be a miltary pope and start the next crusade, and make W legit in Europe finally. I could abolish the deal with popes not being married, as a matter of fact, I would make it so I could have a harem! All the wine, think of the party house I could turn St Peters into! The keys to the vatican library. The pope mobile, driving in style Basically, I can piss off whoever I wanted, and if they said anything, I'd make sure they do not go to heaven.

To top it all off, I could get to wear the Pope hat! WOOHOO, I can not think of a better reason not to be the Pope!

You've got my vote!

eskimo

ASTAC · « **Reply #14 on:** April 18, 2005, 06:55:01 PM »

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Originally posted by GScholz
You actually want to be the Pope?

Why not..the pope is infallable..therefore whatever you say goes...and there's not a damn thing they can do about it..