I read your story fine and I enjoyed it, but I probably did missunderstand and over react to the ending.
I read it as
"young ankle humpers have no idea who they are dealing with"
when what it says is
"there is young ankle humpers out there that don`t have a clue and have more than a lot to learn about reality"
accepting that I read to much into it I appologize for my remarks. Its cool that you saved a cops life and that he remembered and thanked you for it.