A lady stopped unexpectedly by her recently married sons house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing," she asked.
"I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law replied.
"Why are you naked," asked the mother-in-law.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied.
"LOVE DRESS! You're naked," said the mother-in-law.
"But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and > he makes me happy," said the daughter-in-law. "He will be home any minute now, so perhaps you could stop by a little later?".
Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left.
On the way home, she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea.
She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home. Finally, his pickup truck drove up the driveway.
Her husband opened the door, and immediately saw his naked wife.
"What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she said, excitedly.
"Needs ironing," he replied
