2 years ago I bought a house in the "burbs"
Me and the wife were very happy to get out of the city and into a single home on a half acre of ground, Until....
I had to Mow the lawn. reminds me of the saying " the world is small, but i wouldn't want to paint it."
We've heard of skunks, Appossums, rabbits,hawks,beavers,moles,deer,and other small mammals, But only seen them in the zoo, Until...Now.
Field Mice, Now heres our problem, they started coming into the house after I cut the lawn (which seems like 12 hours every weekend)
What are the best traps,what is the best bait?
After thousands of traps and different types of bait over a 2 year period heres our conclusion.
:Mice prefer burger king fries to McDonalds fries, Once the fries get cold, they stop eating them.
: Only the Male mice like Hooter's hot wings.
:Once the hot wings are consumed,they go after my beer.
:Mice prefer imported dark lagers over american light beer.
:Mice prefer hamburger over hotdogs.
:mice prefer roast beef over hamburgers Or Hotdogs.
:Mice could give a rats bellybutton about condiments.
:Mice HATE the cackling of my wifes voice. (especialy the "Take out the garbage screams)
:Once cornered,they will fight.
:mice prefer ruffled mesquet bbq chips over the "plain jane" chips
:mice love Cheeto's and porn.( although the female mice need a plot to the story) How do I know this? Lets just say I see alot more mice when I'm eating Cheeto's;)
:mice love to get into my "stash"
:the mice that DID get my "stash" had a slower reaction time to the trap:)
So that in a nutshell, my wife came to the conclusion, Men evolved from Mice.
NUTTZ
