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Offline wrag

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« on: April 22, 2005, 03:43:19 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2005, 04:16:36 PM »
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but I am still developing improvements and I will only be happy when what I have is better than the real thing


That is one sad case.

Does he really thing that bangin' a blob of silicone will EVER be better than the real thing?

I bet this guy was doing knotholes in trees when he was 13.

Of course, the poor losers that actually BUY his "playmates" are probably the worst of all.
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« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2005, 04:36:04 PM »
google "realdoll"

The german guy is way behind the times :D
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« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2005, 04:50:27 PM »
Give it 20 or 30 years and it probably will be better than the real thing!!!

1) You don't have to get "her" drunk, buy her flowers, or marry her (even though Nuke  has probably already done so) :D

2)  You don't have to talk to her afterward (can just turn it off)

3) You can be as quick as ya want!

4)  By then it will probably be able to cook and clean the house

Geez, this could spell the end of humanity!!!
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« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2005, 04:53:03 PM »
Well the dolls do have thier perks also..

She'll never nag at you.
She'll never develop headaches.
She'll never get fat and grow old.
She'll never get pregnant.
She'll never leave you for another man.
and the list goes on..

She'll never call you a retarded banana even if you deserve it after purchasing one.

Oops Tumor beat me to it. (Get it.. beat it.. khihihi.)
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« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2005, 05:07:18 PM »
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Originally posted by Siaf__csf

She'll never call you a retarded banana ...

Oops Tumor beat me to it. (Get it.. beat it.. khihihi.)


hehe!!  I left that most important one out!! (I'm married to a Brit and get called that all the time... how could I have missed it?)
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« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2005, 05:12:40 PM »
most importantly does it make cute noises when you spank her?
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« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2005, 05:15:06 PM »
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most importantly does it make cute noises when you spank her?


That'll be part of the expansion CD set.
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