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Offline Chairboy

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« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2005, 10:15:52 AM »
Futurama addressed this:


It came in a big bag.  The main character would pour it into a bowl that looked like a dog food bowl, pour some water on it, then go eat it with a fork while watching TV.

Also: http://www.monkeyspit.net/sites/purina/
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« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2005, 11:16:57 AM »
<--Runs to patent office.:)
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Offline slimm50

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« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2005, 02:38:34 PM »
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So am I.

Hey. We just found another use for the Mexicans!

They are turning out to be the new Soybean.:)

:lol :lol  you are aware by now you said that out loud, aren't you?
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« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2005, 02:45:52 PM »
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Why cant people buy a big bag of dry food and eat it for supper?  I'm interested in creating what is essentially a human version of dry dog-food.  It would be helpful for when there was no time to cook, on hiking trips, and for emergency use.

Any ideas?  Thinking of making the main ingredient from corn.  Adding soy or chicken for protein.


Uhmm they allready sell basically that, its a power bar or granola bar.

Plus it's fact (no joke) that dog food sales tend to go up towards the end of the month in Florida as many old people on fixed incomes run out of money and are forced to improvise.
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« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2005, 02:50:57 PM »
GORP

Google for recipes. There are plenty.
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« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2005, 03:49:40 PM »
whoops forgot. a bag of dry food to eat for supper is ramen noodles
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« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2005, 04:15:58 PM »
"Why cant people buy a big bag of dry food and eat it for supper?"

because we much prefer to tear into a peice of animal.

"It would be helpful for when there was no time to cook, on hiking trips, and for emergency use. "

trail mix and jerky.
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« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2005, 08:27:37 PM »
Dry dog food is what you are describing.

Tryed giving it in small bowls to a large house party once. People ate it and asked if I'd fill the littel bowls up again with the nice beefy flavored corn crunchies. It was one of those 60lb bags of generic dog food............some of em thought it tasted good dipped in Ranch dressing. No one figured out what I was feeding them............:)
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« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2005, 08:44:26 PM »
If your friends are too stupid to recognize dogfood in a bowl, then they deserve you as a friend.  Did you serve them horse piss and tell them it was Miller Lite, too?
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« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2005, 08:51:54 PM »
Why are you getting so upset Lizking?  Ever check the ingredients on dry dog-food?  Corn meal, wheat, chicken, vitamins, minerals.  

I'm still in the planning stages for my new food.  Gonna cook up a few batches this weekend to see how it tastes.
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« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2005, 09:11:39 PM »
Suntracker, ever check the standards for what is allowed in animal  food?  I am not upset, but if I  were to attend a "party" in which I was fed dog food as people food, I would kick the hosts ass.
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Offline Dace

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« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2005, 09:17:25 PM »
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Dry dog food is what you are describing.

Tryed giving it in small bowls to a large house party once. People ate it and asked if I'd fill the littel bowls up again with the nice beefy flavored corn crunchies. It was one of those 60lb bags of generic dog food............some of em thought it tasted good dipped in Ranch dressing. No one figured out what I was feeding them............:)


dude that is wrong on so many levels:lol
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« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2005, 09:36:22 PM »
Lizking, if dogs can eat it without dying, then so can humans.  Now get off your high horse and come eat some dogfood.
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« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2005, 09:38:59 PM »
Well Suntracker, dogs eat ****.  What is your daily consumption of feces?
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« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2005, 09:52:40 PM »
Depends on how many of your posts I have to read.
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