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Offline mosgood

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« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2005, 01:35:08 PM »
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Caption: "Please Don't Post Pics Like The Above (this includes anything taken in a Finnish Sauna)"

- SEAGOON


No kidding!  I guess the only thing worse would be posting a pic of a noodle with those teeth around the pee hole!   :D

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« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2005, 04:44:12 PM »
It doesn't really look real if you have ever worked with photoshop, look around the edges for the blending, very noticable.;)
Who are you to wave your finger?

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« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2005, 05:15:32 PM »
Whatever; I'll take care I don't have to see more gross pics from Funked.

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« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2005, 05:17:32 PM »
Relax, it's Photoshop, as was explained above.

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« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2005, 05:20:56 PM »
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FUNKED has just lost his priviledge to make any new posts.
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« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2005, 05:24:19 PM »
studmuffins.

Cant handle a lil fizzotoshizop?
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« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2005, 05:39:22 PM »
A great scientific breakthrough was reported today!

A team of surgeons just performed the first vagina to finger transplant on the the hand of a lonely trekkie.  There is still alot of skepticism as to weather the vaginas (which had to be reduced in size) will still perform there original functions, and weather the lonely trekkie will know the difference.

This team of surgeons has been pushing the envelope of transplant technology and science for years now and show no sign of slowing down.  Just last year they performed the first noodle enhancement alternative transplant by giving a lonely trekkie smaller hands. A year later, this operation is still a success!

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« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2005, 07:42:02 PM »
^ vagina teeth :eek:
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« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2005, 07:44:16 PM »
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They look like huge lime burns.

When I was working construction for a summer job and carrying mortar for the masons I started to notice small holes on the ends of my fingers.  After a few days I couldn't even turn a door handle.  The mortar here is made with cement, sand and lime.  Caustic lime.  Bad stuff.  Took about two weeks before my "office boy" hands hardened up enough to deal with it.


I worked for 3 years during my summer breaks at college as a masons laborer, I def. understand where you are coming from. I used to tape electric tape around the tips of my fingers after about 3 weeks because the holes got so bad on my fingers, and they sting like a mother hucker when you shampoo your hair after work.

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« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2005, 07:52:12 PM »
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^ vagina teeth :eek:


LOL thats the kind you get when you meet some girl at college down at the local bar and after a few shots of Jose you decide to bring her back to your place, not that I know or anything a friend told me about it once.

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« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2005, 08:24:37 PM »
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I worked for 3 years during my summer breaks at college as a masons laborer, I def. understand where you are coming from. I used to tape electric tape around the tips of my fingers after about 3 weeks because the holes got so bad on my fingers, and they sting like a mother hucker when you shampoo your hair after work.

I used to haul 20-0-0 Urea in bulk trailers. I had to walk thru it to tarp the load. After the first couple of weeks I learned the hard way, that I needed rubber boots. I thought I was going to lose a couple toes from the caustic effects it had on my feet.
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« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2005, 08:48:28 PM »
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