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Offline Gixer

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« on: May 01, 2005, 07:21:32 PM »
Probably an old story for some but what a classic.


Where's the beef?  It's at a Pennsylvania pub that serves
the world's biggest burger - weighing in at NINE lip-smacking pounds!

That's no whopper - you can actually get this meat monsterfor $23.95,  loaded with all the "fixins"...
 
Two whole tomatoes
 
 A half-head of lettuce
 
12 slices of American cheese
 
A full cup of peppers
 
Two entire onions

Plus, a river a mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard.

 Denny's Beer Barrel Pub is renown for its 6 lb. burgers. National and llocal newspapers have reviewed the burger and its main appeal seems to be...
 
NO ONE HAS FINISHED IT!!







...-Gixer

Offline moose

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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2005, 07:37:12 PM »
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2005, 07:49:00 PM »
Shoot that made me hungry, think I'll whip me up a couple of burgers.
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2005, 08:34:34 PM »
of course, some might ask ..why a six pound burger.

Offline Lizking

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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2005, 09:06:25 PM »
Just looking at it made me go take a dump.

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« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2005, 09:08:19 PM »
Yeah, this tiny little woman finished it.
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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2005, 09:32:18 PM »
I'd hit it.

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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2005, 09:44:57 PM »
My money is on the Funkmeister. That burger better run 'n hide.
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« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2005, 10:00:44 PM »
There was a hamburger store in a town where I went to Highschool, their hamburgers had a bigger diameter, but the hamburger meat wasn't as thick.  It was cut up like a pizza.  Big Ed's hamburgers it was called.


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« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2005, 10:02:34 PM »
You want big?

http://www.bigtexan.com/72oz.html

Never ate one mylself but have seen it done,

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« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2005, 11:10:46 PM »
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Originally posted by tapakeg
There was a hamburger store in a town where I went to Highschool, their hamburgers had a bigger diameter, but the hamburger meat wasn't as thick.  It was cut up like a pizza.  Big Ed's hamburgers it was called.


Tapakeg


We still have Big Ed's in OKC.  I used to buy my painters 1 every Friday.

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« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2005, 11:38:18 PM »
Yup, the one I went to was in Mustang OK
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« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2005, 12:38:23 AM »
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Originally posted by tapakeg
Yup, the one I went to was in Mustang OK

Ewww you went to HS in Mustang? I'm sorry.  :D

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« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2005, 12:31:09 PM »
I'm going to sue them for making me fat.
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« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2005, 04:01:49 PM »
Does that come with 6 pounds of freedom fries, and a tiny cup of cole slaw?