No kidding. I had to spend my fee time sticking my finger in my ear and calling the wife a tree hugging, French-loving, baby-killing, dope-smoking, granola-eating, Prius-driving, tax-raising liberal.
…while she called me a banjo-picking, tobacco chewing, cousin-marrying, jaywalker-executing, little-yellow ribbon displaying, gun-toting, bomb dropping, child-whupping conservative.
But it just wasn’t the same.