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Offline AWMac

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« on: May 06, 2005, 10:58:37 AM »

What goes on in Vegas..... Stays in Vegas!

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« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2005, 11:01:43 AM »
if i said "i'd hit it" ya'll would start talking about that giant adam's apple on it's neck

im not falling for that "he'd hit a tranny" crap again.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2005, 11:12:41 AM by JB73 »
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« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2005, 11:09:43 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2005, 11:09:59 AM »
:rofl

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« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2005, 11:12:51 AM »
Yall ever heard of the phrase that if you make faces it will get stuck?

Well apparently she made a face of a deer in the headlights of a car....and it stuck.  


I guess some people may she her eyes look really nice.  But to me, I look at them and say AHHHH! they scare me!
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2005, 11:18:40 AM »
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Originally posted by JB73
if i said "i'd hit it" ya'll would start talking about that giant adam's apple on it's neck

im not falling for that "he'd hit a tranny" crap again.


Again?

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« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2005, 11:22:02 AM »
"Congenital or dropped on its head repeatedly as an infant?"

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« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2005, 11:31:53 AM »
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Again?
maybe a year ago someone posted a pic of some eurpoean he-she whatever it was, and me unknowing it was a celebrity tranny i said id hit it.

very unfortunate results
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« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2005, 11:33:09 AM »
I dated a Dyslexic girl like her once...nothing but bowl jobs.

:D

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« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2005, 11:33:23 AM »
I have no clue, unless one of her parents is a deer and the other human.


Quick shine a flashlight into her eyes and see what she does!
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« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2005, 12:17:15 PM »
I don't quite see what's wrong with her, any of you guys are so uggly that u would beg for her attention at the AH con.:cool:
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Dat jugs bro.

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« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2005, 12:26:43 PM »
From: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=533&e=3&u=/ap/20050505/ap_on_re_us/runaway_bride

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Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks apologized Thursday for disappearing just before her wedding day, and insisted cryptically that her flight was prompted not by cold feet, but by "a host of compelling issues, which seemed out of control."

A point of clarification: Is 'being an insensitive, handsomehunk emotionally crippled idiot who treats those who care about her like garbage' technically considered a 'compelling issue'? Because if so, then, well... I guess she's right.
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Smiley, who has been counseling Wilbanks, said she "poured her heart and her soul into this statement."
Based on the content of her statement, it doesn't look like either of those vessels are that big.

She's definately heartless and thoughtless.  Poor guy, hope he takes something from this and avoids making a mistake.
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« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2005, 12:29:56 PM »
oh... it really is a woman???!?!


then i'd hit it
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« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2005, 12:54:29 PM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
I dated a Dyslexic girl like her once...nothing but bowl jobs.

:D

:lol :lol :lol :rofl :rofl OMG....I laughed out loud and now my co workers are staring at me like I'm nuts.

Well...ok they do that anyway, but.....hoooboy that was funny AW.:D

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« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2005, 03:05:10 PM »
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Originally posted by AWMac

What goes on in Vegas..... Stays in Vegas!


Are they related?