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« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2005, 10:16:22 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2005, 10:32:25 PM »
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Can't be-without mashed potatoes or bisquits, gravy is just flour and water.


  Water? Water you say? Baaaaaaaaah..........can`t make a decent gravy without moo juice.
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« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2005, 11:04:15 PM »
I'll give you sour cream, but milk is problimatic.

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« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2005, 11:07:20 PM »
Nah, he's right, milk.

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« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2005, 11:17:18 PM »
MILK!  

... water just makes it glue.
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« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2005, 12:22:08 AM »
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no there is gravy, but it's a sad affair.

same goes fer the cranberries.


Ahh I hear you.  I had one branch of the family that put ***oysters*** in the thanksgiving gravy.  There were also oysters in the stuffing.  WTF

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« Reply #21 on: May 08, 2005, 12:26:56 AM »
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I'd like to shake the hand of the person who first thought to make gravy from sausage drippings, put the sausage back in and throw it on some biscuits. That person must have been somethig akin to a god.
good stuff!!about every truck stop and restraunt here in the northwest makes sausage gravy:) yum yum..my granny has made it for me sence i was a little kid..best gravy i ever had on biscits i have to say:aok
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« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2005, 12:30:08 AM »
biscuits + sausage gravy = teh w1n

I will have to attempt this bacon gravy.

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« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2005, 01:57:33 AM »
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Water? Water you say? Baaaaaaaaah..........can`t make a decent gravy without moo juice.
Lizking, I gotta agree with Jackal. My Granny taught me how to make her cream gravy when I was a little kid. She used whole milk. You just gotta stir it constantly.
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« Reply #24 on: May 08, 2005, 07:27:35 AM »
Well, brown gravy is made with water. So is giblet gravy.

But, any Texan should of course think cream gravy when someone says "gravy", so yes you're right :)

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« Reply #25 on: May 08, 2005, 08:31:19 AM »
Good grief guys ... ask granny.

The color of gravy is dependent on the length of time you cook the roux, and the consistency of the milk.

Cream gravy ... don't cook the roux till it gains color, add either evaporated milk or cream, to keep it white, then let it simmer till the flour is cooked.

Brown gravy ... cook the roux till it is nearly black and has that nutty aroma filling the kitchen then add whole milk till it goes back to brown.

Abomination gravy ... add cornstarch or arrowroot to flavored water and try to convince someone that it is really gravy by adding lots of salt and pepper. YUCK!

Indescribably awful not really gravy ... tear open the package, add water, bring to a boil, puke. ;)

Gravy is not just some goo you slather on biscuits or mashed potatoes ... gravy is a art form.

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Gravy is flavored by the fat you use to make the roux, be it beef, pork, turkey or whatever.
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« Reply #26 on: May 08, 2005, 08:32:57 AM »
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I'll give you sour cream, but milk is problimatic.


Said in best Texican-----> "This here ole boy ain`t never sopped him no proper gravy `n  fixins". :D


  BTW culero, "The Beast" said if she heard any more talk about makin brown or giblet gravy with water she was gonna come down there with a willow switch and straighten you out. :D
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« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2005, 08:50:24 AM »
I don't like milk in anything.  I always sub sour cream when I cook.

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« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2005, 08:53:06 AM »
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I don't like milk in anything.  I always sub sour cream when I cook.


ROFL.............Ummmmmm..... ...nevermind.  :D
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« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2005, 09:01:18 AM »
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  BTW culero, "The Beast" said if she heard any more talk about makin brown or giblet gravy with water she was gonna come down there with a willow switch and straighten you out. :D


Yikes! :)

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