Author Topic: Easter has been cancelled... (Read 294 times)

VWE · « **on:** May 07, 2005, 08:05:32 PM »

It is my sad duty to report that at approximately 12:36 pm today (03-24-05) the Easter Bunny was struck and killed while crossing the road to hide eggs. While this means Easter will have to be cancelled this year the Easter Bunny committee insures us they are currently in talks to choose a successor for next year.

We recommend you tell your kids the Easter Bunny got lost and will return next year.

stantond · « **Reply #1 on:** May 07, 2005, 08:09:56 PM »

He'll come back. I've shot him before. Wascally wabbit.

Regards,

Malta

Silat · « **Reply #2 on:** May 07, 2005, 08:10:45 PM »

I thought it was cancelled because the body was found?

Staga · « **Reply #3 on:** May 08, 2005, 04:21:35 AM »

Something tells me that compfused doesn't like hot-linking their pics.

Pooh21 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 08, 2005, 06:28:26 AM »

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Originally posted by Silat
I thought it was cancelled because the body was found?

the easter bunny? hell no buried that sucker deep cause i didnt wanna have my hide tanned after I shot him wih my dads gun. He came back from the dead and wasnt the least bit bitter the next year, hes a cool guy, killed him multiple times and he still gave out the goods

Gunslinger · « **Reply #5 on:** May 08, 2005, 10:55:17 AM »

so because it's May does this mean it's cancled for NEXT year or this year?

Sixpence · « **Reply #6 on:** May 08, 2005, 10:57:34 AM »

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Originally posted by Gunslinger
so because it's May does this mean it's cancled for NEXT year or this year?

Yeah, too late, my pockets have already been emptied

Author Topic: Easter has been cancelled... (Read 294 times)

VWE