Author Topic: Toolsheds (Read 2110 times)

MENDEZ · « **Reply #15 on:** May 10, 2005, 08:10:01 AM »

lol nice bush quote crowmaw:rofl

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2005, 09:10:43 AM »

Toolshed = buildings, Ground targets exculding GVs but typically what GVers and Buff drivers attack.

Calls of "Toolshedders" is most commonly known as the whine of the notso uncommon bird called the "Purebred Furballer dweeb"

Purebred Furballers typically call out this whine when their nest has been attacked by other kinds of birds called "Toolshed,Landgrab, and Horde Dweebs"

Near as been figured out. The whines of Purebred Furballers are a lame attempt at getting Toolshed and Horde Dweebs to spontantiously change species and become Purebred Furballer dweebs because as any kind of dweeb reguardless of species will tell you, Everyone should play the game the way THEY want it to be played. And anyone who doesnt is..a Dweeb.

Now Purebred Furball Dweebs used to be greater in numbers but in recent years have been being replaced more and more by other kinds of dweebs called the Gangbang Dweeb and previously mentioned Horde Dweeb.

Now the Horde Dweeb is probably the most hated of all the Dweeb subspecies. All the other Dweebs whine about this one the loudest but few ever seem to be willing to do anything about them. Other then whine that is.

Horde Dweebs typically avoid each other and just as typically move on the least defended bases and will often move on to another less defended base as soon as any kind of serious resistance is put up.

The MA is full of all sorts of Dweebs and subspecies of dweebs and not just the ones mentioned here.
In fact everything in the MA is a dweeb of one species or another

If you listen very carefully you can hear their whines. Each has a distinctive whine.

Others are the
"Nobody gave me a check 6 dweeb"
Spit Dweebs
La Dweebs
Runner Dweebs
GV Dweebs

etc etc

How many can you name?

megadud · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2005, 09:17:44 AM »

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Originally posted by DREDIOCK

Near as been figured out. The whines of Purebred Furballers are a lame attempt at getting Toolshed and Horde Dweebs to spontantiously change species and become Purebred Furballer dweebs because as any kind of dweeb reguardless of species will tell you, Everyone should play the game the way THEY want it to be played. And anyone who doesnt is..a Dweeb.

EXACTLY!!!!

Others are the
"Nobody gave me a check 6 dweeb"
Spit Dweebs
La Dweebs
Runner Dweebs
GV Dweebs

etc etc

How many can you name?

HO dweeb
toolshed bomber dweeb
ack dweeb
vulch dweeb
hmmm....
noob dweeb???

AKFokerFoder+ · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2005, 12:13:42 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Toolshed = buildings, Ground targets exculding GVs but typically what GVers and Buff drivers attack.

Calls of "Toolshedders" is most commonly known as the whine of the notso uncommon bird called the "Purebred Furballer dweeb"

Purebred Furballers typically call out this whine when their nest has been attacked by other kinds of birds called "Toolshed,Landgrab, and Horde Dweebs"

Near as been figured out. The whines of Purebred Furballers are a lame attempt at getting Toolshed and Horde Dweebs to spontantiously change species and become Purebred Furballer dweebs because as any kind of dweeb reguardless of species will tell you, Everyone should play the game the way THEY want it to be played. And anyone who doesnt is..a Dweeb.

Now Purebred Furball Dweebs used to be greater in numbers but in recent years have been being replaced more and more by other kinds of dweebs called the Gangbang Dweeb and previously mentioned Horde Dweeb.

Now the Horde Dweeb is probably the most hated of all the Dweeb subspecies. All the other Dweebs whine about this one the loudest but few ever seem to be willing to do anything about them. Other then whine that is.

Horde Dweebs typically avoid each other and just as typically move on the least defended bases and will often move on to another less defended base as soon as any kind of serious resistance is put up.

The MA is full of all sorts of Dweebs and subspecies of dweebs and not just the ones mentioned here.
In fact everything in the MA is a dweeb of one species or another

If you listen very carefully you can hear their whines. Each has a distinctive whine.

Others are the
"Nobody gave me a check 6 dweeb"
Spit Dweebs
La Dweebs
Runner Dweebs
GV Dweebs

etc etc

How many can you name?

The channel 200, "you only got me because " dweebs

The "Perk the LA7" dweebs

The "Unperk the Spit 14 dweebs

The "Perk the Spit" dweebs

Alt Monkey dweebs

Dweebish dweebs

Pooh21 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2005, 12:31:27 PM »

The"you shot my chute you suck!" Dweebs
If I suck, then why are you dead in a chute and I am flying on to your field to kiss your wife?

they are my favorite.

slimm50 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2005, 02:16:06 PM »

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Originally posted by Shane
ask.... and well, yanno...

Tool Shed Hero.. an AH tribute by that whiney fight boy band, Furballiner...

Landing in the Main, with his gear hung low
Couldn’t get a kill, it was a mobbed out show
Heard the roar of the generaluz, he could picture the scene
Pulled a buff from the list, then like a distant scream

He saw one hangar, just blew it away
He saw strats in his eyes, and the very next day
Brought a buff up six k in a borg cube horde
Didn’t know how to fly it, but he knew the score

That one bomber, felt good in his hands
Didn’t take long, to understand
Just one bomber, flying way down low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go

So he started bombin’
Ain’t never gonna stop
Gotta keep on bombin’
Someday he’s gonna make it to the drop

And be a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
He’s a tool shed hero
He took one bomber, tool shed hero, strats in his eyes
Tool shed hero, he’ll come alive tonight

Over a town without a name, with a heavy vulch horde
Thought he passed his own shadow, by the bomb bay door
Like a trip through the blast, was that day in the Main
And that one buff run made his whole life change

Now he needs to keep bombin’
He just can’t stop
Gotta keep on bombin’
That boy has got to stay on drop

And be a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
He’s a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
Yeah, tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
With that one bomber he’ll come alive
Come alive tonight

Yeah, he’s gotta keep bombin’
He just can’t stop
Gotta keep on bombin'
That boy has got to stay on drop

And be a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
He’s a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
Just one buff run, put strats in his eyes
He’s just a tool shed hero, aah aah aah
Tool shed hero, tool shed hero, he’s got strats in his eyes
Strats in his eyes

Tuning my Ibanez now:D

Thanks man.

slimm50 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2005, 02:23:59 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Shane
die.... die... die...

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74527&perpage=50&pagenumber=1

LOLOL...."I rite the coads" is my fav. supposedly by *cough* hitech.

Edbert1 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:02:48 PM »

---two thumbs up...in a thircle---

DipStick · « **Reply #23 on:** May 10, 2005, 04:23:52 PM »

Toolshed

crowMAW · « **Reply #24 on:** May 10, 2005, 07:33:42 PM »

Oh that was so much better than I'd hoped, Shane.

I should have known better than to be drinking a tastey beverage when I checked this thread though...

My monitor will be wet for days...

At least my nose hair got a fizzy drink wash...

Simaril · « **Reply #25 on:** May 10, 2005, 08:27:18 PM »

How about another one:

Can you make an "Osty Queen" to the tune of "Dancing Queen?"

Shane · « **Reply #26 on:** May 11, 2005, 12:06:09 AM »

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Originally posted by Simaril
How about another one:

Can you make an "Osty Queen" to the tune of "Dancing Queen?"

uhh i thought it's already been done.

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74527&perpage=50&pagenumber=2

4th one down, 2nd page.

AKFokerFoder+ · « **Reply #27 on:** May 11, 2005, 01:26:12 AM »

As much as it pains me to admit it, I actually enjoyed something that Shane posted.

I nearly busted a gut!

SuperDud · « **Reply #28 on:** May 11, 2005, 01:36:15 AM »

LoL Shane, very nice!

mechanic · « **Reply #29 on:** May 11, 2005, 03:24:43 AM »

How about some traditional nursery rhymes?

Ring Around the Roses

Ring around the airbase,
a vulchfest is a quick race,
we drop a bomb,
your Hangers gone,
we all rtb.

Running to our ack now,
to land whats in our sack, wow!
you chase me down,
I look a clown,
my rank is getting worse.

So now im in the manned ack,
to try and get my own back,
I spray away,
to ruin your day,
man, i really am l33t with this gun!

Oranges and Lemons

5inch guns and puffy ack,
Save my fleet from dive bomb attack.

I owe you 300 perks
Ar234 really never works

My Osti's mean, and my M16
from 3k i'll kill your B17.

you furball types really are so gay
why dont you play this game in my way?

Spawn camping and my shade account
make my perks rise a huge ammount

I can now buy my tiger tank
still got 30 perks sitting in the bank.

whats the point of a fighter plane?
every day they seem to do the same!

One day AH will be just GVs
screw flying, can kill tanks with ease.

hmmm, theres only one frustrating hitch,
everybody knows im a little *****.

Baa-Baa Black Sheep

La-La, you're weak
Have you any skills?
No sir, i HO sir, tis how i get my kills.
Headon every plane i see,
I know its rather lame,
but i pay my $14.95, its my whoopee game!

S!

bat