ask.... and well, yanno...
Tool Shed Hero.. an AH tribute by that whiney fight boy band, Furballiner...
Landing in the Main, with his gear hung low
Couldn’t get a kill, it was a mobbed out show
Heard the roar of the generaluz, he could picture the scene
Pulled a jabo from the list, then like a distant scream
He saw one hangar, just blew it away
He saw strats in his eyes, and the very next day
Brought a buff up six k in a borg cube horde
Didn’t know how to fly it, but he knew the score
That one bomber, felt good in his hands
Didn’t take long, to understand
Just one bomber, flying way down low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go
So he started bombin’
Ain’t never gonna stop
Gotta keep on bombin’
Someday he’s gonna make it to the drop
And be a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
He’s a tool shed hero
He took one bomber, tool shed hero, strats in his eyes
Tool shed hero, he’ll come alive tonight
Over a town without a name, with a heavy vulch horde
Thought he passed his own shadow, by the bomb bay door
Like a trip through the blast, was that day in the Main
And that one buff run made his whole life change
Now he needs to keep bombin’
He just can’t stop
Gotta keep on bombin’
That boy has got to stay on drop
And be a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
He’s a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
Yeah, tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
With that one bomber he’ll come alive
Come alive tonight
Yeah, he’s gotta keep bombin’
He just can’t stop
Gotta keep on bombin'
That boy has got to stay on drop
And be a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
He’s a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
Just one buff run, put strats in his eyes
He’s just a tool shed hero, aah aah aah
Tool shed hero, tool shed hero, he’s got strats in his eyes
Strats in his eyes
