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Offline Vulcan

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« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2005, 05:38:01 PM »
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Budda's image doesn't seem to have effected that religion.  I mean as Jack Nicholson said, "How does a man who weighs over 600 lbs have the balls to preach self discipline?"


The irony there is that buddha was in fact supposedly an attractive slim guy (he spent some time fasting with those wierd hairy indian holymen), he was also prince from an indian royal family.

All the buddha statues we have at home (my wife and mother in law are buddhist) are of a slim almost efeminite buddha.

I like what seagoon says:

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The sad thing about this whole argument over what Jesus looked like is that it is so needless. The Apostolic church turned the whole world upside-down via the preaching of the Gospel. Not once did they use pictures of Jesus. What would Peter or Paul say coming into one of our churches and seeing one of our many images of Jesus? Obviously they wouldn't recognize it as the image of the Savior they knew. Wouldn't they assume that this was yet another example of the kind of Hellenistic idolatry they were so familiar, "Men of America, I perceive that in all things you are very religious..."* Aren't we best served proclaiming the gospel of a Christ who is too glorious to be portrayed as a mere man from any one race?"


This represents to me, as a non-christian, the right attitude. But I also believe it represents a minority of christians, and that most christians would choke on the real images of their religious icons.

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« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2005, 05:39:06 PM »
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Nah, she already knows she is ugly.


Theres a difference between knowing you're ugly, and discovering your son-in-law is broadcasting this message to the entire known universe.

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« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2005, 05:44:06 PM »
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Theres a difference between knowing you're ugly, and discovering your son-in-law is broadcasting this message to the entire known universe.


ROFL!!!  Good point!  Skuzzy's gonna get the fryin-pan treatment!
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« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2005, 05:44:26 PM »
In a galaxy far, far, away I would tell you the entire story.

I'll just say, my bases are covered.  :D
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« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2005, 05:54:01 PM »
Jesus was black and we ALL know it.
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« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2005, 05:58:16 PM »
You sure that statue picture is not one of the seven lucky gods of japan Hotei, god of happiness?
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« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2005, 06:34:23 PM »
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I did not say I do not get along with her.  I do.  But it does not make her look any better.


My mother in law is not only hideous, we also dont get along very well.
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« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2005, 06:44:02 PM »
I'm not sure about Buddha, but the Dali Lama is in pretty good shape.  I once caddied for the Dali Lama.  The flowing robes, pretty amazing sight.  Big Hitter... the Lama.
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« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2005, 07:11:13 PM »
darn, i though this was going to turn into a "post a photo of your mother in law" thread

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« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2005, 07:38:19 PM »
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What would Peter or Paul say coming into one of our churches and seeing one of our many images of Jesus? Obviously they wouldn't recognize it as the image of the Savior they knew.

If they were walking into a Catholic church, prolly...those nails are a dead giveaway.
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« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2005, 07:47:30 PM »
Dunno SOB, they could think it's Spartacus.
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« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2005, 07:53:20 PM »
lol Holden
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« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2005, 08:25:59 PM »
Skuzzy,

Since the mother in law is ugly, are you saying the wife doesn't take after mom???? :D
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« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2005, 08:36:07 PM »
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If they were walking into a Catholic church, prolly...those nails are a dead giveaway.


Hmmm theres a good question, if jesus were a black guy imagine the field day various ethnic groups would have about a bunch of white guys (romans) nailing a black guy to a cross!

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« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2005, 10:10:28 PM »
By the way..


 that wooden sculpture in the pic,
 that's not Buddha.
 
 The features point him out to one of the deities in charge of alcoholic beverages, one of many deities which the far-eastern populaces believed in.