(Apologies to Reb Tevye)
No doubt you have seen the Furball/Fighter Arena thread. There has been a lot of interest and I think a CT CM would be willing to run a furball arena for a week. However, we need a simple map as initially described by DipStick. Ideally it would look somewhat like this:

Note the bases are all on 3 K pedestals (even the GV bases).
If strat targets are required, they could be shoved in the lower left hand corner; the 8K walls and big downwind should keep them safe.
Note the addition of the Buff Trolling area and the GV Spawn Camper’s Delight area. (Why not since all 5 sectors are completely isolated from each other?)
The 8K walls should provide a good visual reference for the ceiling…
Base distance is critical; minimum time to get back into the fight is desired. I recommend 6, 8 and 10 miles for the different eras.
So, if you are a mapmaker, could ya whip one of these out for us?
Thanks,
eskimo