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« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2005, 11:37:07 AM »
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What's with all the religious posts this week? Full moon or something?  Second to politics has to be one of the most boring and pointless topics possible.

Cripes, even the MA is more interesting.
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Gixer,

An experiment I've sometimes unintentionally performed is to go into a restaurant and begin speaking in a normal conversational tone over the meal about the church or Christian doctrine. After a while, I've often noticed that some of the conversations at nearby tables are now in some way concerned with the church or religion. The same doesn't hold true if I'm discussing say hunting or Russian novels.

The fact is that the human heart has a burning desire to have questions about eternity answered. That's why even the particularly mediocre "Left Behind" series of novels did so well.

As Augustine framed the phenomena in his Confessions: "You have made us for yourself, O Lord, and our hearts are restless until they rest in you."

So it doesn't surprise me at all that one conversation about religion inevitably spawns others.

As for the pointlessness of it, sure its pointless if we conceive of our lives as a momentary and meaningless "blip" in the constant of death, but if we view life as but a tiny fraction of the soul's eternal existence, then discussions of religion make infinitely more sense than all the discussions of money, leisure, and politics that so enrapture us. Seen in that perspective, why discuss even the "gold that perishes" when we could be speaking of our eternal state?

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« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2005, 12:02:05 PM »
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Originally posted by Chairboy
You misspelled 'assertions'.  

I don't believe that your bible is anything but a book, written by humans, with as many agendas as there were people involved in it's creation.  These agendas ranged from good (share the wonder of my belief with others, help people be good to each other) to ambiguous (this is a helpful tool to control people) to downright bad (Slaves, obey thy masters!  Women is cattle, shut them up).

I have read it, from cover to cover, and I walked away with those ASSERTIONS.  They are not facts, at least, not inherently so.  You may choose to believe they are for yourself, but don't assume facts not in evidence.


Hi Chairboy,

1) You'll recall that I stated, "Even if one does not believe the teaching of the Bible" that it is just a fact that the Bible teaches these doctrines. The doctrines themselves are indeed merely assertions which you do not believe, but they are in there. Therefore if someone is called to be an ambassador of Christ, one will proclaim the words that he has been given.

2) I believe you are confusing the Bible with the Koran and the Hadith, there are no verses in the Bible that teach Christians to shut up their women, keep them veiled or entirely covered, or treat them as Cattle.

3) Regarding "facts not in evidence", I wonder what your standard for "evidence" is? Should we assume that Mohommed never existed because no one living has ever seen him? Or should we automatically assume that Buddha never said those sayings attributed to him? What about Plato - are his works medieval forgeries because we don't have one extant work written in his own hand (in fact we have more and older copies of the books of the bible than we do the works of Plato)? Socrates is even worse, all we have about him is hearsay evidence. Did he never exist? Should we assume a hermeneutic of absolute suspicion about everything? If so, why do we teach Darwinian evolution in the schools? Or ancient history for that matter? If not, why do people automatically assume that stance in regards to Christianity?

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« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2005, 12:28:25 PM »
I admire your persistance in these religious matters Seagoon..

Not to be confused with sharing your belives.

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« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2005, 12:31:28 PM »
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Hi Chairboy,

1) You'll recall that I stated, "Even if one does not believe the teaching of the Bible" that it is just a fact that the Bible teaches these doctrines.
Nope.  Here's your exact quote:
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you cannot help but come away with certain facts


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2) I believe you are confusing the Bible with the Koran and the Hadith, there are no verses in the Bible that teach Christians to shut up their women, keep them veiled or entirely covered, or treat them as Cattle.
Too easy.  I didn't mention anything about keeping them veiled or covered, btw.  Here are some examples that bolster my assertion that the bible ain't a friend of womenfolk:
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1 Corinthians 14:34:
Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in
submission, as the Law says.

1 Timothy 2:11:
A woman should learn in quietness and full submission.

Genesis 3:16:
To the woman he said, "I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give
birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you."

1 Corinthians 11:5:
And every woman who prays or prophesies with her head uncovered dishonors her head--it is just
as though her head were shaved.
...and so on.

By 'assuming facts not in evidence', it should be obvious that I'm referring to you stating that a read of the bible comes away with the 'facts' that you then listed off, when they are actually nothing but assertions.
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« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2005, 12:35:48 PM »
i asked god about hell, and first he said he should have given humans a bigger brain, but then he said "but that would take all the fun out of watching us run in circles".

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« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2005, 12:40:28 PM »
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Your thoughts.


Hell as a concept is a graeco-roman construct, very much of the new testament era. Quite fitting really, since Christianity has very much in common with what we know about greek and roman so-called "mystery" religions.

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« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2005, 11:09:41 PM »
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Nope.  Here's your exact quote:

Too easy.  I didn't mention anything about keeping them veiled or covered, btw.  Here are some examples that bolster my assertion that the bible ain't a friend of womenfolk:
...and so on.


Chairboy,

The quotes you use with the exception Genesis 3 simply speak of the restrictions against women holding office and preaching and teaching in the church, none of them are held by competent Christian exegetes as teaching that women must be silent at all times. If you doubt this and think its some sort of modern revisionist interpretation, I can send you Calvin's commentary from the 1540s on these verses.

Genesis 3 speaks of the universal consequences of man's rebellion and the fall. If this was "anti-woman" were the weighty consequences that befell Adam, "Cursed is the ground for your sake; In toil you shall eat of it All the days of your life. Both thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for you, And you shall eat the herb of the field. In the sweat of your face you shall eat bread Till you return to the ground, For out of it you were taken; For dust you are, And to dust you shall return." anti-man or anti-farmer?

None of these verses say, "shut up your wives" or "treat them as animals" far from it, the Bible has other verses regarding the treatment of women you failed to mention:

Col 3:19 Husbands, love your wives and do not be bitter toward them.

Eph. 5:25 Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved the church and gave Himself for her,
 26 that He might sanctify and cleanse her with the washing of water by the word,
 27 that He might present her to Himself a glorious church, not having spot or wrinkle or any such thing, but that she should be holy and without blemish.
 28 So husbands ought to love their own wives as their own bodies; he who loves his wife loves himself.
 29 For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as the Lord does the church.

1 Cor. 7:3 Let the husband render to his wife the affection due her, and likewise also the wife to her husband.
 4 The wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does. And likewise the husband does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does.
 5 Do not deprive one another except with consent for a time, that you may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again so that Satan does not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.

I'm having difficulty understanding why you believe that merely because the bible isn't absolutely egalitarian and recognizes God ordained differences both in function and role between the sexes that it is anti-woman? Is it anti-child when it says: Col. 3:20 "Children, obey your parents in all things, for this is well pleasing to the Lord." Does the fact that the Bible teaches that there is a hierarchial relationship between the Father and the Son, with the Son (who is equal with the father) voluntarily submitting and doing His Father's will, make the Bible "anti-Jesus?" Why is submission necessarily "anti?" Christians are called upon to serve one another, to die to self, we are even told to be about the business of "submitting to one another in the fear of God." Even Jesus said:

Matt. 20:26 "Yet it shall not be so among you; but whoever desires to become great among you, let him be your servant.
 27 "And whoever desires to be first among you, let him be your slave --
 28 "just as the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give His life a ransom for many."


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« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2005, 11:11:17 PM »
BTW - with the thread name, I couldn't resist posting this:

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« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2005, 11:14:19 PM »
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Nope.  Here's your exact quote:

Too easy.  I didn't mention anything about keeping them veiled or covered, btw.  Here are some examples that bolster my assertion that the bible ain't a friend of womenfolk:
...and so on.

By 'assuming facts not in evidence', it should be obvious that I'm referring to you stating that a read of the bible comes away with the 'facts' that you then listed off, when they are actually nothing but assertions.


Got any more of those chick things, theres a couple of catholic girls in our office that are quite annoying...

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« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2005, 11:14:30 PM »
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It's a book.

People wrote it.

So is Lord of the Rings.

That isn't true either.


Tell that to God when you see him. :lol

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« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2005, 11:21:23 PM »
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Got any more of those chick things, theres a couple of catholic girls in our office that are quite annoying...
Google 'biblical misogyny' for plenty.
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« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2005, 12:32:04 PM »
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Got any more of those chick things, theres a couple of catholic girls in our office that are quite annoying...


Catholic girls are SEKSY in their littler Catholic school girl outfits!!!1

I even tried to get my wife to buy one.   RAAAWWWRRR!!!!11

She got the maid outfit instead.  It's okay, but it's not the Catholic school girl outfit though.
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« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2005, 12:55:07 PM »
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Tell that to God when you see him. :lol


Maybe he doesnt "see" "people" ?

Do you? ;)