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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #30 on: May 14, 2005, 07:07:38 AM »
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Yeah? Well I belive it anyway.


Idiot!

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« Reply #31 on: May 14, 2005, 07:09:15 AM »
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Idiot!


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« Reply #32 on: May 14, 2005, 08:12:38 AM »
y dont u six nelsons jsut STFU :)

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« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2005, 08:33:02 AM »
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y dont u six nelsons jsut STFU :)


go hump a spit, the grownups are talking!


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« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2005, 10:08:53 AM »
So………………

Why did UFOs create Nilsen?
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« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2005, 10:38:04 AM »
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So………………

Why did UFOs create Nilsen?


My dad may be a little unconventional, but calling him a UFO is stretching it abit.

I'll ask him tho as i have often wondered that myself. Maybe someone sprinkled some crack on him some 30 years ago.

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« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2005, 10:57:03 AM »
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there are no atheists in foxholes



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« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2005, 11:16:19 AM »
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Horsehockey


polo?

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« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2005, 11:52:09 AM »
god this could be a long post but i ll keep it short by just saying that, man fears death and the though of after life theres nothing else.

sure it sucks but hey, just think youll be dead and wont know anybetter anyways.

just remember that all our lives are just a blink compaired to the history of the universe and how small we all really are, compaired to ohh say a star...

but whatever, lifes unfair.

just try to be happy and not get caught up with the petty **** that wont matter in the end.

in the end when im on my death bed, and all my loved ones are around me, thats all that will matter.

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« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2005, 11:58:45 AM »
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just try to be happy and not get caught up with the petty **** that wont matter in the end.


You did not capitalize properly and you missed the apostrophe on "won't" and "life's"
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« Reply #40 on: May 14, 2005, 12:01:06 PM »
Anybetter are two words.

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« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2005, 12:04:39 PM »
Yeah, and a couple of other missed apostrophe's too.
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« Reply #42 on: May 14, 2005, 12:11:39 PM »
“Anyways” is as ungrammatical in written English as "anyhows" because adverbs cannot be plural.

[edited for grammer]
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« Reply #43 on: May 14, 2005, 12:12:04 PM »
I think I will have another glass of that australian red now.

What do you think about australian red's Holden?

You can answer too 66DevilM if you can manage to control your frantic writing errors and behave like the adult you are.

-edit- Edited for frantic writing error.
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« Reply #44 on: May 14, 2005, 12:13:28 PM »
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The use of “anyways” is as ungrammatical in written English as "anyhows" because adverbs cannot be plural.


I was going to comment on that one aswell, but I could not say it without sounding pedanitc.