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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #45 on: May 14, 2005, 12:23:26 PM »
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I think I will have another glass of that australian red now.

What do you think about australian red's Holden?

You can answer too 66DevilM if you can manage to control your frantic writing errors and behave like the adult you are.

-edit- Edited for frantic writing error.


I prefer Rogue Valley wines as I can drive over the hill and visit the wineries. Some excellent wines of many varieties are available.  However if you were to use a Rhode Island Red, you could add another food group.

By the way the word “ungrammatical” modifies the verb “Use” and is therefore an adverb, which should have the suffix “ly” attached.  A more proper use would be, “The use of “anyways” is as ungrammatically usaged in written English as "anyhows" because adverbs cannot be plural.”

Hell that don’t sound right neither.
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« Reply #46 on: May 14, 2005, 12:30:29 PM »
Ok professor.

I have added you both to my buddy list, because you both apparently need some monitoring.

I will take a look in the catalogue and see if I can get my hands on something from Rogue Valley.

Are any of these from there?

http://www.vinmonopolet.no/is-bin/INTERSHOP.enfinity/eCS/Store/no/-/NOK/BrowseCatalog-Start?CatalogCategoryID=ojkKCgo6Ot4AAADs3gTSSUy.
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« Reply #47 on: May 14, 2005, 12:31:13 PM »
I like the stuff that comes in a 5 gal box,  when I stoop to drinking wine.



which I am about to walk to store and get in 30 secs.
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« Reply #48 on: May 14, 2005, 12:33:54 PM »
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I like the stuff that comes in a 5 gal box,  when I stoop to drinking wine.



which I am about to walk to store and get in 30 secs.


Let me know what you get, and if it's any good.
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« Reply #49 on: May 14, 2005, 12:45:20 PM »
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pedanitc.


Put down the wine Nilsen.
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« Reply #50 on: May 14, 2005, 12:47:36 PM »
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Put down the wine Nilsen.


I am sorry.

Pedantic it is.

Am I going to have problems with you now? Are you going to start pushing my buttons?
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« Reply #51 on: May 14, 2005, 02:47:40 PM »
The Ant returned from the surface and said
I am older than most, several weeks have I lived
I've been on the leaves of the very tall tree
And so I can tell you all with absolute certainty
Tokyo doesn't exist
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« Reply #52 on: May 14, 2005, 02:51:03 PM »
Father seagoon has humor aswell!

You bring a new dimention to the padres!

cheers seagoon!

im getting some tonight, how about you? :D
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« Reply #53 on: May 15, 2005, 07:38:48 AM »
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Holden,

I have consulted my therapist and he thinks the real question is:

Why did global warming create bigfoot?



Silly question. Before global warming, Bigfoot was a Yeti (abominable snowman in the himalayas)
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« Reply #54 on: May 15, 2005, 08:52:29 AM »
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Silly question. Before global warming, Bigfoot was a Yeti (abominable snowman in the himalayas)

It's much deeper than that.  In the 1950's some yetis came to Florida on vacation and liked it so much the became permanent residents.  Here we call them skunkapes and they live in trailer parks near the everglades.  This begs the question, why did God create hurricanes?
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #55 on: May 15, 2005, 09:38:47 AM »
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This begs the question, why did God create hurricanes?


To beat the Seminoles at football
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« Reply #56 on: May 15, 2005, 09:44:27 AM »
Rationalizing the irrational?  A staple of internet intellect.
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« Reply #57 on: May 15, 2005, 10:46:51 AM »
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A moot point.
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« Reply #58 on: May 15, 2005, 11:17:29 AM »
First, I would like to apologize for the previous post. I just couldn’t help myself.

Second, I am very disappointed that this thread has degenerated into a meandering stream of twisted consciousness.  So let’s keep this on point.

Why did the Seminoles create Tokyo?
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« Reply #59 on: May 15, 2005, 11:17:58 AM »
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To beat the Seminoles at football


you prolly like the dang gators too huh :/
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