Author Topic: Omfg!1!!1!!! Ban Teh Bonsaikitties!1!1!! (Read 438 times)

DiabloTX · « **on:** May 13, 2005, 11:59:22 AM »

Another petition at that anit-KFC petition site.

BAN TEH BONSAI KITTIES!!!11!!!11!1!!!

Look at all the poeple that fell for it, ROTFLMAO!!!

Chairboy · « **Reply #1 on:** May 13, 2005, 12:03:29 PM »

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This update was added to the petition statement on April 8th, 2005 at 10:49 pm
Even if this web sight is fake...it's still demoralizing and the sight should be shut down...i'm not sure it is even true myself, but what the do to the kittens in the pics. should be enough reason to shut it down!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and thanks to all who have signed

This update was added to the petition statement on April 10th, 2005 at 12:30 pm
~says slowley and clearly~

To Those to Stupid to understand my last update, even if Bonsai Kitten's are not real, the web sight should still be shutdown, because it is sick!!!!

That annoying ol' 1st ammendment....

JB73 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 13, 2005, 12:05:22 PM »

it has begun

Sandman · « **Reply #3 on:** May 13, 2005, 01:14:22 PM »

Some people really should get out more.

maxxius · « **Reply #4 on:** May 13, 2005, 01:21:19 PM »

I say" START A PETITION " to stick him in a small container ans stick a tube up his ass

T0J0 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 13, 2005, 01:38:21 PM »

Dear Bonsai Kitten company
Months ago, you have masterfully shaped my kitten into a trapezoid; however, now, the 45-degree angle on the tail side is weakining, making her more of a rhombus than anything. Although, I could reinforce the front side with the angular clamps you sell, I'm afraid she might turn out to be a parallelogram. Any tips?
We would be happy to surgically restore the crisp angles to your cherished pet. In fact, you may have forgotten that we provide a lifetime warranty on the shape of your Bonsai Kitten. Please, pack the Kitten into the shipping container that we will send to you via special express, and we will contact you shortly with a time estimate for the repairs.

OMG it has to be a joke!

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #6 on:** May 13, 2005, 03:53:08 PM »

I really dont like the bonsai kitten website, jok or no joke - it is a joke

So a few years back hen I first came across it I reoprted it to PETA. I dont remember the exact details but PETA's response to me made it abundantly clear that they are far more intesrstred in leftist politics and self promotion than potential animal cruelty prevention.

JB88 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 13, 2005, 04:00:00 PM »

ain't that the sad truth.

anything committee is.

but then, so is democracy.

hawker238 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 13, 2005, 04:10:06 PM »

Its not really a funny site. If someone made a site on domestic abuse to stir up feminist groups, good for them, but its pretty lacking in taste.

Chairboy · « **Reply #9 on:** May 13, 2005, 04:52:15 PM »

Thankfully, the first ammendment doesn't have a 'tasteful' provision either, so it's protected from folks like hawker & grun.

Our founding fathers were wickedly wonderfully great at designing our constitution, and I salute them.

hawker238 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 13, 2005, 10:43:01 PM »

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Originally posted by Chairboy
Thankfully, the first ammendment doesn't have a 'tasteful' provision either, so it's protected from folks like hawker & grun.

Yes, so chairboy can enjoy hours upon hours of animal porn.

I can make exaggerations too.

bunch · « **Reply #11 on:** May 14, 2005, 06:06:28 AM »

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Originally posted by Chairboy
That annoying ol' 1st ammendment....

I believe suggesting someone should shut up is also protected

Chairboy · « **Reply #12 on:** May 14, 2005, 09:27:03 AM »

Sure is. If I wasn't respecting that, I guess I'd be asking for their posts to be deleted.