Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Two cannibals were preparing to eat this guy. So one started at the head and the other at the feet. After about an hour the cannibal that had started at the head looked up and asked his buddy "How are you doing down there?" To which the other cannibal replied, "Oh I am just having a ball."
three guys are hiking through the amazon when they come up on a band of pygmy warriors who take them prisoner and tie them to a pole in the center of thier village.
the speaker of the village comes to the men and tells them the following.
"white men, you have one of two choices...death. or momba."
the first one that is asked says without hesitation...Momba! momba!
(feeling that anything is better than death)
the amazonians oblige and take the first captive over to the sacrificial altar and sodomise him before setting him free.
seeing this, and weighing his options, his wife, his kids, his own existance...the second one says the same. "i shall have momba." he proclaims, determined to live with his dark secret.
the amazonians take the second captive to the altar and sodomize him before letting him go.
the third one is given the choice.
death or momba.
death!" he says proudly...prefering the mystery of death to the unlivable act of pygmy sodomization.
"very well" says the chief,
"death by momba."
dont ask me why, but i was reminded of this joke.
glad to be free of it really.
