Author Topic: New Secretary Applicant (Read 402 times)

Curval · « **on:** May 17, 2005, 07:13:48 AM »

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,_ Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety._ My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely._ Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

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Sinseerly,

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Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

My partner's response:

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

mosgood · « **Reply #1 on:** May 17, 2005, 08:11:03 AM »

ya know...... I'm a big fan of TigO'bitties but I gotta say that she would look so much hotter if she got those reduce a little. There's a point where they start looking like a defect instead of attractive.

IMHO

Curval · « **Reply #2 on:** May 17, 2005, 08:12:22 AM »

Actually I tend to agree. Imagine what they are going to look like in twenty years. YUK!

slimm50 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 17, 2005, 08:19:36 AM »

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Originally posted by Curval
Actually I tend to agree. Imagine what they are going to look like in twenty years. YUK!

Yeah, but just once wouldn't ya like to see 'em unleashed, just once? You know you would, you hypocrite;)

rabbidrabbit · « **Reply #4 on:** May 17, 2005, 08:20:28 AM »

You would need a snorkle just to be safe.

Curval · « **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2005, 08:28:30 AM »

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Originally posted by slimm50
Yeah, but just once wouldn't ya like to see 'em unleashed, just once? You know you would, you hypocrite;)

Guilty as charged.

Dinger · « **Reply #6 on:** May 17, 2005, 08:52:59 AM »

In 20 years? probably much smaller after the implants are removed.

bustr · « **Reply #7 on:** May 17, 2005, 12:26:02 PM »

Just remember, don't for any reason stick your nose between that clevage unless she just got out of the shower.

Had a girlfreind in college with 40DD's. I kept teasing her one day that I wanted to stick my face in her clevage. She kept warning me it wouldn't be what I thought. So I finally did. My golly gosh I thought I'd missed and got her arm pit....................

slimm50 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 17, 2005, 12:28:07 PM »

Furball · « **Reply #9 on:** May 17, 2005, 12:33:00 PM »

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Originally posted by slimm50
Yeah, but just once wouldn't ya like to see 'em unleashed, just once? You know you would, you hypocrite;)

box 'em...

dunuuhhh naaaah... nah nah naaaar......

Roscoroo · « **Reply #10 on:** May 17, 2005, 12:36:07 PM »

well at least she will bounce if she trips ...

Midnight · « **Reply #11 on:** May 17, 2005, 01:19:47 PM »

Am I the only one to notice that those are photo-shop enhanced? Look at the cleavage line, it is a tell-tale.

Anyway, she would probably look hotter if the pic wasn't altered.

Eagler · « **Reply #12 on:** May 17, 2005, 01:30:34 PM »

photoshop

mosgood · « **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2005, 01:56:24 PM »

I was seeing this woman with the biggest pair of cans of any woman I've ever gone out with. Well, she was moving away and during our last night of rolling around in the hay, I did what I always wanted to do with a pair like that.

I stuck my face in the middle of the cleavage , with my hands pressing form the outside of them and made my lips flap like a horses and said "BLBLBLBUEEEEE!"

I don't know why I always wanted to do that... but it was fun!

Pongo · « **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2005, 03:07:46 PM »

She should apply for a job using photoshop.