(Steve enters in usual garb)STEVE: G'day, today we're out in the swampy areas of Dagobah. Dagobah is home to tons of living creatures, but most of them are outright nasty little buggars. One in particular. There's no real name for 'em, but he's the only one of his kind. It's recorded that there was once a female one of these, but no ones know what happened to her. They call this bloke Yoda, and we're not sure what that means but we think it stand for 'Young Organisms Dig Attention.'TERRY: These Yoda creatures have a mystical power called the Force. Using the Force, they can leviate themselves, others, things, read minds, pretty much do anything.STEVE: (lying on his stomach near a bush) Now this, this is a small Gimmer snake. They live inside Gimmer trees, and are virtually harmless. Beautiful creatures, aren't they? (he sets the snake down and heads for a small hut)STEVE: Now these Yodas aren't very well knows, but they're very bright little bugga's. They're philosophers, and almost speak in pig latin. They'll speak in fragments like 'Break that vase, i did not.' magnificent creatures. Let's get a closer look.TERRY: Steve should use caution around Yodas. THey're known to have a nasty temper and a hard gimmer stick that they hit people with.STEVE: (looking in wonder as the front door opens and out comes Yoda) Wow, check this out! Look at how small these blokes are! They barely come up to my knee!YODA: (shaking head) Fame. Need that, you do not.STEVE: Bright little blokes, eh? See what I mean about their language. But they're BEAUTIFUL!!TERRY: By looking at the wrinkles on it's face, you can tell that this particular one is over 900 years old.STEVE: Check out them pointy ears! He looks like a regualar Spock!YODA: Brain. Need that, you do. As well as Therapy. (Yoda hobbles over to Steve, who isn't paying attention. He beginns hitting him with his Gimmer stick.)STEVE: Crikey! He's a vicious bloke!YODA: Move from my yard, you shall. Stepping on my marigolds, you are!
