Stayed in a youth hostel in East Berlin when we were visiting the GDR on a school trip. Had loads of fun getting drunk on vodka, and eating only chocolate b/c the East German food sucked badly... with all the chocolate, i went to the toilet the first time after two days.
Produced a really big pile of crap, try to flush the toilet, rip off flushing handle, no flushing. I was drunk again I might add. The handle had been on the wall, no way to reach the water reservoir which was in the wall.
So I roll TP around my hands, grab two BIG handfuls of toejam, and throw them out of the 4th floor window... to
land on the glass above the entrance door ! 
Everybody leaving and entering the hostel did so with a good view of my toejam. Fled the toilet, acted unconspiciously.
Years later, when watching a TV show about the Stasi, they mention the hostel had been under Stasi video surveillance, and a short piece of their footage was shown... they must've had a perfect view of my imperialist toejam throwing, the camera angle was excellent 
