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Offline JB73

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« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2005, 09:51:32 AM »
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the only show on MTV I watch (not regularly but just because I happen to channel surf on it) is Viva la bam.

It's a dumb show about a spoiled (now rich punk kid) but it is a somewhat entertaining spin off of *******.
 
i forgot about that....

it's pretty funny sometimes.


did you see them show bam's house on cribs? the bastard has a custom 2005 lambroghini, and some $100,000 mercedes

the guy is filthy rich because of that stupid show.





anyway, ok i'll fess up... i surf on TV ALOT, i dont stay on one channel during commercials, and might never come back to whatever show i was watching... so passing MTV here's what i stick around for if i see it is on:

cribs can be entertaining, if i know the celebrity they are showing.... but over 1/2 the time im like whot the F is that, and change channels. also i HATE the word "wip" and the word "bling"

viva la bam is kinda neat, though it is getting stale.

punked is hilarious sometimes, insainly stupid and un-watchable other times.

other than that, i wont watch the channel
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« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2005, 09:51:37 AM »
From june 1. i wont get MTV anymore. My local cable company has dropped it in favor of some other channel that actually shows music videos. The only thing im gonna miss is (mabye) pimp my ride.

Thank cod its going.

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« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2005, 10:12:31 AM »
So what would happen if a ex-con-lesbian dressed as a man came into the ring? She would beat the living crap out of that girl.

Plus having to convince the cops she is a woman while getting an LA style beating with clubs.







better yet throw a midget into the ring, their funny to watch.
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« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2005, 01:51:03 PM »
I dont know Boiling Points was kind of funny in a low-budget kind of way....

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« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2005, 01:53:59 PM »
The ******* the Movie segment "Ass kicked by a girl" was hilarious.  That guy REALLY got his bellybutton handed to him.  Of course, the girl was a world champion kick boxer too...

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« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2005, 01:57:24 PM »
MTV?  Desparate Howives?

I am getting the picture as to why this forum is the way it is now.  It is becoming clear.
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« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2005, 02:01:21 PM »
Maybe they should make "desperate moderators" :p

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« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2005, 02:04:04 PM »
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MTV?  Desparate Howives?

I am getting the picture as to why this forum is the way it is now.  It is becoming clear.
ROFLMAO



funny, but true ; P
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« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2005, 02:20:16 PM »
Anyone remember Joey Butafuco beating the crap out of that wrestling chick on Celebrity boxing?  She was a big as a line backer and a (cough) professional athlete and still got whipped by a fat, out of shape old man.

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« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2005, 02:27:51 PM »
yep... and several skinny out of shape bay area disc jokeys have beaten the crap out of all comers.... so long as the challengers were women... not even a contest.   Andy kaufman was so out of shape and sickly that he died at a young age but not be4fore he beat the crap (easily) out of every woman challenger.

I thought ol joey was gonna have a heart attack from the effort of getting into the ring.  But he won..... easily.  

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« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2005, 05:00:28 PM »
Laz,

Many years ago I used to know Marion Zimmer Bradly and her brother Paul Edwin Zimmer. Scifi\Fantasy\Sword and Sorcery writers. I was good freinds with Paul and spent a bit of time at his home in Berkeley CA called GreyHaven. They had any number of young aspiring writers hanging around trying to get work published.

One in particular was a young large woman of a rather aggresive nature who wrote Sword and Sorcery fantacy short stories. The heros were always amazonian size bad arse female swords women. Her boyfreinds were always 98lb wimps. Paul introduced me to Iea Takihashi who taught Yagyu Shinkage ryu swordsmanship in San Bruno CA. I studied with him for a few years........well the young lady wanted to study also so she could write with more authority on swordsmanship. And she kept bugging Paul to introduce her to Takihashi to.

Eventually the introductions happened and I wound up crossing shinai with her during a training period. Takihashi had his students spar with only Kote for protection. Yagu ryu imployes wrist locks and throws as part of its swordsmanship. Takihashi was not happy with her for constantly trying to gain information from him to use in her stories. So he tells her to suit up and that I would show her the answers to her questions. So this was not a nice demo since she had been training with us for a few weeks. He had me bounce her off the floor, which elicited some crying and blubbering along with some statements about not thinking we were going to do anything so realistc to her..................she quit the school. Takihashi could be very extreem at times. He was in his 60's and had been a zero pilot in WW2 along with being a kendo and judo champion at different times in japan.

Well anyway, about a month later I was at Paul's house when he told me she and her boyfreind were mugged in a parking lot a few nights earlier. Seems they were in a park at a Wikken event and a drunk redneck in the parking lot was giving them crap about being witches. She tells him to shutup and shove off or she'll kick his arse. He decks her breaking her jaw, then proceeds to wipe up the parking lot with her 98 lb weaking boyfreind for not defending her.......................... .
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« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2005, 05:14:55 PM »
Well since Im not Bleatle, I wouldnt hit the chick in the ring, but since it is tv and for everyones entertainment, I will say second she hits me and tries again shed be flat on the ground trussed like a calf.
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« Reply #27 on: May 20, 2005, 06:10:19 PM »
i would have taken advantage of the situation to grope her to no end.

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« Reply #28 on: May 20, 2005, 06:21:30 PM »
I hit a girl once...........















































and I liked it :aok

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« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2005, 12:50:33 AM »
I remember when they actually played music video's on MTV.

Once in a while I click on that station and all I can see is commercial's for about 20 minute's.

Your daughter is probally dating a black man.;)