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Offline Octavius

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« on: May 21, 2005, 01:42:35 PM »
This is a momentous occasion.

I named it #2.

It clogged the toilet.  That one must've been waiting in silence... building up the evil army of poop for an all out assault on my toilet.  Victory was at hand, the TP didn't scratch it... it was a two flusher for sure.

Ohhhh yeahhh.  I am beaming with pride.  Wish I had a camera... :)

ahhhh...
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2005, 01:45:57 PM »
Im sure it resembles the father.

Cheers.
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Offline NUKE

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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2005, 01:54:33 PM »
I think Momus wants to eat your baby.
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Offline beet1e

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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2005, 01:55:50 PM »
You've had a baby? Great! Does your wife know? ;)
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Offline Furball

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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2005, 02:13:04 PM »
did you name it Ripsnort? :D
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Re: Just had a baby!
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2005, 02:13:05 PM »
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Originally posted by Octavius
I named it #2.

Must...Resist...

Can't...

Sure it shouldn't be named Mini Me.
:lol
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2005, 02:14:19 PM »
wouldnt that make it beastiality... for the turdd?
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Offline CPorky

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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2005, 02:18:05 PM »
Did it have white swirls that were donated by another individual?

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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2005, 02:53:10 PM »
eeew..

how do you know these things corky?

nevermind:

http://www.dancevision.com/images/instructors/corky_shirley_ballas.jpg
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Offline JB73

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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2005, 03:52:20 PM »
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Originally posted by Octavius  @ 05-21-2005 01:42 PM...
WTF drunk this early in the day?
LOL
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Offline Octavius

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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2005, 06:18:37 PM »
lol, not drunk yet.  Heading out in a few minutes for a block party or something on the east side.

That was a serious toilet domination... bellybutton will be raw for a day.  It was a powerful experience and I must meditate and reflect.
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Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2005, 06:21:55 PM »
did you scream like a woman?
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« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2005, 02:12:12 AM »
I bet you were dying to have one of those german toilets hu?
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« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2005, 06:49:14 AM »
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I bet you were dying to have one of those german toilets hu?
Aaagh - not one of those Austrian jobs, with an "inspection platform"? LOL
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Offline Charge

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« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2005, 06:54:27 AM »
I sat on one of those "Poopspectors" while visiting Brussels a few years ago. It's cool it doesn't splash upon "release" but you gotta take some distance and carefully close the lid as it uses some pressure to wash... :p

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