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Offline DmdBT

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a little humor
« on: March 11, 2001, 08:57:00 AM »
from a frustrated AH wife....

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changed to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and AH 1.06. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail.
Signed: Desperate Wife
------ REPLY ------
Dear Desperate Wife,
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilt 3.0 and Flowers 7.0 but remember overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, more AH 1.06, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files.
DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3, and KeepNiceBody 10.1.

T

(slightly modified from unknown author)



Offline Fariz

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a little humor
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2001, 11:41:00 AM »
 
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Originally posted by DmdBT:
from a frustrated AH wife....

Good one