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Offline Rino

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« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2005, 08:35:03 PM »
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
I love to vulch.  And gangbang.  And headon.  And steal kills.  And make others killshooter on me.  And not give Check 6s just because.

Why?  Because, by God, I love it!

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« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2005, 01:05:48 AM »
There's no 'fair vulch', and there are very few fair fights (If you're fighting me, you've already got an advantage. I've fought me plenty of times, and I won, so me sucks.). However, I, like Howi, have done those same things (we're in the same squad, so that should go without saying). As the Devi... Leviathn said, all those things are fun. Fun fun fun fun fun. However, while doing those things is fun, being the one to which such things are done, is not. Chasing the people who have done such things to you, with a numerical advantage, or not, is also fun. Shooting them as they run, or attempt to, is even more fun. It must be, as it's driven me to the very edge of sanity when it's been done to me.

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« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2005, 07:50:05 AM »
Good post DMF, but you forgot ack-hugging.

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« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2005, 11:47:58 AM »
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There is no such thing as an "unfair" vultch.

But there is such a thing as a fair vulch.
A "fair" vulch is when you swoop in on the runway, lay a few rounds into the would be riser and and a buddy finishes him off but you get the kill.
A Great vulch is when you swoop in on the runway to find a bomber formation rising and you kill all three of the in a single pass! :D

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« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2005, 11:49:44 AM »
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
I love to vulch.  And gangbang.  And headon.  And steal kills.  And make others killshooter on me.  And not give Check 6s just because.

Why?  Because, by God, I love it!

-- Todd/Leviathn

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« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2005, 12:01:21 PM »
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Originally posted by Mugzeee
But there is such a thing as a fair vulch.
A "fair" vulch is when you swoop in on the runway, lay a few rounds into the would be riser and and a buddy finishes him off but you get the kill.
A Great vulch is when you swoop in on the runway to find a bomber formation rising and you kill all three of the in a single pass! :D


Nope, a great vulch is when you use one egg on 6 fighters spawning the runway end at the same time then use the other egg on three more doing the same thing :D.

The best vulch was in another game where you'd take a vader to the enemy field, knock down the ack and park on a 45 deg angle from the end of the runway and pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. They'd finally figure it out so you'd take off and dogfight fight em as they tried to follow you home. We always told people not to take off from a capped field but hey, it's a game. If you wanna take the chance on upping from a capped field you're fair game. If you stay there long enough to get capped from other fields then you, too, are fair game. :)

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« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2005, 03:23:41 PM »
Some of you guys are  Funny mo fo'z!  lmao  :p.   Put some of these post  in a book, it would be funny as hell!   lol  :rofl

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« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2005, 05:32:53 PM »
LOL! Funny thing about the vader. While you headed to the field you'd hold the trigger finger down. If you fired off around 1000 rounds to lighten her up it'd really turn sweet!

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« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2005, 09:50:28 PM »
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
I love to vulch.  And gangbang.  And headon.  And steal kills.  And make others killshooter on me.  And not give Check 6s just because.

Why?  Because, by God, I love it!

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« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2005, 03:06:02 PM »
blah blah blah thats why i park my osti on the runway i might not land all the time but not that many get vultched hehehehe

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« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2005, 05:52:04 PM »
Ahh, my favorite subject of late. I just cant resist a vulched field. I happily look for it to happen. the more the vultures the better. Score be Darned!

I love to up repeatidly until you make the mistake. Try and fly down the nose of a lifting Hurri. The joy is when a guy has vulched you 10 times, thinks he is going to land a great number of kills to pound his chest to say "look Im great!!" only to die from a head on as his greed takes over. Then the whine comes in on 200, HO TARD!! Oh I love that!

Before you know it all the planes are dead and there you are waiting for them to come back, now all you countrymen start upping when its safe. Doesnt always work out that way but is sweet when it does.
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« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2005, 06:28:30 PM »
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Ahh, my favorite subject of late. I just cant resist a vulched field. I happily look for it to happen. the more the vultures the better. Score be Darned!

I love to up repeatidly until you make the mistake. Try and fly down the nose of a lifting Hurri. The joy is when a guy has vulched you 10 times, thinks he is going to land a great number of kills to pound his chest to say "look Im great!!" only to die from a head on as his greed takes over. Then the whine comes in on 200, HO TARD!! Oh I love that!

Before you know it all the planes are dead and there you are waiting for them to come back, now all you countrymen start upping when its safe. Doesnt always work out that way but is sweet when it does.


Too funny RHIN0 ... I have fallen into the path of those Hurri guns ... more than once.
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