Author Topic: Can I be a pirate? (Read 1414 times)

Ripsnort · « **on:** May 27, 2005, 09:19:15 AM »

Or do I need Pirate school first?

Hangtime · « **Reply #1 on:** May 27, 2005, 09:23:06 AM »

Yah just gotta lop off a hand, gouge out an eye, use a chain saw on the opposite leg.

maybe get the bird some sterioids.

Need help?

Ripsnort · « **Reply #2 on:** May 27, 2005, 09:27:38 AM »

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Originally posted by Hangtime
Yah just gotta lop off a hand, gouge out an eye, use a chain saw on the opposite leg.

maybe get the bird some sterioids.

Need help?

I thought it only required the ability to pillage and burn???

Incidently, I have an "audition" with the Seattle Seafare pirates. They like guys with tattoos and bald heads....

Saintaw · « **Reply #3 on:** May 27, 2005, 09:36:44 AM »

I can hear that bird saying "hey, this is a nice landing strip!!!"

JimBear · « **Reply #4 on:** May 27, 2005, 09:41:05 AM »

HARRRRRRR!

rpm · « **Reply #5 on:** May 27, 2005, 09:51:52 AM »

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Originally posted by Saintaw
I can hear that bird saying "hey, this is a nice landing strip!!!"

Yeah, but what about the LSO?

Meatwad · « **Reply #6 on:** May 27, 2005, 09:52:11 AM »

To be a pirate, you will have to change your name to 'Bloodninja", and engage in acts of story telling with fellow online dwellers while constantly referring to your robe and wizard hat.

soda72 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 27, 2005, 09:55:48 AM »

Someone should add this to nilsen's pirate picture

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 27, 2005, 10:04:58 AM »

To be a pirate you have to kill 10 ninjas.

Should be pretty easy...

takeda · « **Reply #9 on:** May 27, 2005, 10:11:42 AM »

Make sure to pillage some less ugly sofa covers ASAP. And a bigger, meaner parrot.

AWMac · « **Reply #10 on:** May 27, 2005, 10:15:53 AM »

Dr to Bird: What the hell is that under your feet?

Bird to Dr: I don't know Doc, it began as a pimple on my asss.

slimm50 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 27, 2005, 10:41:43 AM »

OK you guys that're handy with photoshop, whre're teh touchups??? C'mon!!

Hangtime · « **Reply #12 on:** May 27, 2005, 10:49:28 AM »

Never seen a bird yet that didn't crap where he stands.

Looks like that one crapped a masterpiece.

Chairboy · « **Reply #13 on:** May 27, 2005, 11:05:20 AM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Incidently, I have an "audition" with the Seattle Seafare pirates. They like guys with tattoos and bald heads....

Sweet! I used to know one of those guys. They were great to watch as a kid. If I still lived in Seattle, I could see doing that in a heartbeat.

Incidentally, HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Gunslinger · « **Reply #14 on:** May 27, 2005, 11:13:22 AM »

Rip here's a REAL pirate!