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Offline StarOfAfrica2

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Joke for Harley lovers
« on: May 27, 2005, 08:52:14 PM »
Just thought I'd share, good laugh to start the weekend.  :)

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."  St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.


"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2005, 09:17:14 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2005, 10:01:41 PM »
whats the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

the Hoovers' dirt-bag is on the inside.

that joke quickly identifies the guys who take themselves way to seriously.

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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2005, 10:28:38 PM »
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whats the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

the Hoovers' dirt-bag is on the inside.

that joke quickly identifies the guys who take themselves way to seriously.


A guy who owned a speed shop once told me that joke.

My reply:

Question: What's the difference between speed shop owners and thieves?

Answer: There's honor among thieves.

He didn't laugh much at my reply.
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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2005, 12:18:18 AM »
A more serious note, although still funny.  They did a survey of men who ride Harley's.  The #5 reason for takin 'er out for a spin?  To dry his hair.  :lol

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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2005, 12:29:59 AM »
On the back of a Harley Riders T-Shirt:

If you can read this, the Fat Chick fell off.
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2005, 04:56:02 AM »
motto on my license plate:   Passengers are requested to refrain from screaming.


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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2005, 01:34:07 PM »
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Originally posted by Hangtime
On the back of a Harley Riders T-Shirt:

If you can read this, the Fat Chick fell off.


:D   Wasn`t exactly the way it was worded on the shirts I sold.
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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2005, 03:06:37 PM »
How can you tell if someone owns a Harley?

A: He's towing it behind his pickup...seriously does anyone actually ride theirs or just look at it?
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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2005, 03:24:41 PM »
Meself or SOMEbody been riding my bike for 43 years (I can only account fer last 10)
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2005, 04:47:36 PM »
Just asking because I see more on trailers than on the road.:D
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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2005, 08:12:01 PM »
The wimpy types go to Bike Week on trailers, the REAL bikers RIDe there;
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« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2005, 09:48:03 PM »
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The wimpy types go to Bike Week on trailers, the REAL bikers RIDe there;


In 2000 when at Sturgis asked some guy what was wrong with his 'dresser' since it was on a trailer. He did not appreciate the question.:)

I had just put at least 9-10,000mi on my ST in 4 weeks on a cross country trip and still had another 12-1300mi more to go for home. WIMPS :D