Gorisms: Humor

[Ripsnort]

GORISMS:

It's not whether you are elected or not but how you play the game.
Its not whether Al Gore wins or loses but how long he plays the game.
Its not whether Al Gore wins but how long he says he isn't a loser.
He knows he's a loser but has fought the notion his entire life.
I'm not a loser, I'm not a loser, …da da da da.

Gore is like a dog that won't get off your leg.

If a democrat could count right the first time, there would be no recount.

Al married Tipper but she won't give him the Tip to quit.

I guess he won't throw in the towel because he is sucking on one end of it.

If the dumb masses could understand the condescending lies he spews than maybe they would finally demand he suckseed.

News Flash!!!  The Japanese Gov't has airlifted over 500,000 cases of Viagra since they heard we in the U.S. were have an erection problem!!!

[Ripsnort]

New Slogans For Florida

FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of  the other 56 states.
FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote.
FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again!
FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?
FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.
FLORIDA: We're number one!  Wait! Recount!
Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
Sign on I-95 : Florida this way, no that way, 5 miles, wait 10 miles.

[Maverick]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


You are TOO much!!!!!!!