We now live in a country where I have no President but I do have ...
1) a dead Senator from Missouri going to Congress.
2) A fake President played on TV by Martin Sheen.
3) A new Senator from New York who used to be the wife of the boss of the
man who may be President.
4) A Governor from Florida who is the brother of the man who may be
President and son of a man who was.
5) A sitting President whose wife now will be hanging around the same men
who voted to remove him from office.
6) A senior Senator from South Carolina who, under our current Constitution
rules, could be appointed to be President in this standoff despite the fact
that he is 98.
7) A potential Vice President who, because he did not take his name off the
Connecticut Senate race, could end up being the deciding factor in how the
Senate is composed. And Finally ....
8) A state where a Republican Secretary of State and a Democratic Attorney
General try to determine the outcome of 25 electoral votes without appearing
to be partisan.
Any Questions? Frankly, I don't see what the confusion is all about.
DEMOCRATIC GOLF RULES
1. Democrats get to keep shooting until one gets par or an acceptable
score.
2. Democrats are allowed to keep score by hand; Republicans are not
allowed to keep score at all, the Democrats will appoint someone to keep
score for them.
3. If a Republican shoots par or under par on a hole, a Democratic
appointee will sue in Court to a Democratic appointed Judge that the score is
invalid.
4. Holes for Democrats will be 3 ft in diameter (to allow less
confusion); Republicans will use the regulation size holes.
5. If a shot is missed by a Democrat it will be counted if the Democrat
intended it to go in, and can certify this by written statement to
Rev. Jessie Jackson.
6. Scores by Democrats can be changed after the round, if they can
prove one of the following:
a) Trees were improperly placed on the course
b) Wind speed was too strong
c) Water was placed on the course in away that confused the Democrat
on club selection.
[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 11-30-2000).]