McChicken Heads

[Lephturn]

Yummy.
 http://dailypress.com/news/stories/87795sy0.htm

LOL.

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[RAM]

Well, so?...each time you are eathing a McDonalds, Burger King, etc, product you are surely eating the toejam from the animals that can't be used in other ways.

So now we see a fried chicken head? wow. Painful...call the service, ask for another box, and go on...

Fast food is $h1T. Most of the time it tastes really good, but it still is $h1T. I dont know why to make so much noise when you REALLY find a clear piece of that $h1t in yout dinner?...maybe because if you dont see it its ok, but you can't stand to actually **see** what you are eating?...

And that with a chicken head...if that woman had seen what are the hamburgers done of, she would turn vegetarian....

In spain we have a phrase for that "ojos que no ven corazon que no siente"

Literally: "eyes that doesnt see, heart that doesnt feel"...how true, huh?

 

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[Fury]

The disgusting thing about this story is that I enjoy Chicken McNuggets and have been known to eat a 20-piece all by myself  

Fury

p.s. I'll bet 2-1 that this turns out to be a hoax.  Just my uneducated guess.  Someone's looking to get rich quick.

She took the food home and found the head at home.  Yea.  She certainly didn't plant it there.

Yea, definitely another person looking to get rich quick.  Gotta love this country.

Sorry to sound so dis-believing, but this story is a load of crap.

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[RAM]

 

Originally posted by Fury:

p.s. I'll bet 2-1 that this turns out to be a hoax.  Just my uneducated guess.  Someone's looking to get rich quick.

I dont know...the chicken head seemed pretty well fried on that pic

 

[funked]

Yep Fury, my B.S. detector is going off...

[Wanker]

ROFL! Oh man, too bad it didn't look up and say "Bgok! Bgok!

 

[Maniac]

I aint even going to click on the link, i like chicken mcnuggets  

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[RAM]

 

Originally posted by banana:
ROFL! Oh man, too bad it didn't look up and say "Bgok! Bgok!

LOL, now that would be funny  

[Gunthr]

Actually, that chicken head looks kinda good. I'd dip it in that honey-mustard sauce and eat it just like I would a crunchy chicken McNugget. When I eat fried shrimp, I do the same thing, I eat the crunchy tail-flipper and all. It's all good. None of that stuff will hurt you.

If you look at my plate after I'm finished with a whole lobster, there won't be anything edible at all left on it. In fact, the first thing I eat is the eyes, and I'm nuts for the tomally and the gills.

I've tasted fried cat, too. It isn't bad. It tastes like chicken. There are pockets of meat in a skull socket behind the ear area that are especially good.

My date and I went to an Asian restaurant. The first time we were there we had the Monkey Brain dish. It was pretty good. They gave us wooden mallets at a special table, and you get to crack open the monkey's skull yourself, and dig out the spongy meat. That wasn't too bad, really.  It actually did taste a little bit like chicken. The next time we were there, I about fell out of my chair when she ordered the Tiger noodle. I didn't try that. I think I had a cheese sandwich that time.

 
Gunthr

[Dinger]

Hehehe Tiger noodle, eh?
That would have been a LAST date for many guys -- the writing on the wall, etc.

BS? Probably. But she ain't gonna get any money off any lawsuit (or more likely, threatened legal action) if she can prove with a preponderance of the evidence that the  chicken head did indeed come from that box. That should be fairly easy to prove or disprove: it's fried, ain't it?  How does the breading and oil use compare to those in a regular chicken mcnugget?

I remember a trauamtic moment in my childhood when the evil couple I was living with (I was 16 and -- well, it's complicated) had to go to the wife's mother's funeral.  She ran out and bought me a 20-count frozen pack of fried chicken to microwave.  So I whip out a drumstick, slip it in the microwave, pull it out, take a bite and --

spinal cord.

QED

[Mickey1992]

 http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A7669-2000Nov30.html
The box that the chicken head came from was a box of McChicken Wings, not chicken McNuggets.  On TV they showed the chicken head and a chicken wing side-by-side and at a quick glance I don't think that I would have caught it.

I think that it would be relatively easy to test the content of the breading and cooking oil in the chicken head and compare it to the other product in the box and prove that it is legit.

Of course, my opinion is tainted because I work for a competitor.  

ps. Lephturn, your post text to signature text ratio is .25 (3/12).  (hint...hint)

[Wanker]

Gunthr, I suppose you eat SPAM, too? <shudder>

[Gunthr]

I think they train Special Forces guys to eat that stuff in urban environment survival school  

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[Fury]

McChicken Wings was the problem and not McNuggets?

Oh that explains a lot.  I would *never* eat McChicken wings!

At least I can eat my McNuggets and not worry about heads anymore  

Fury

[NATEDOG]

I'll take a McChicken Heads Combo, supersized, with a coke.
   

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