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Offline Vad

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The United States is about to close the program of intellectual weapons development.
« on: June 06, 2005, 12:00:58 PM »
The latest version of smart bomb refused to leave undamaged plane.
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Offline Yeager

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The United States is about to close the program of intellectual weapons development.
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2005, 12:13:43 PM »
THE UNITED STATES IS HIMMLER!!!!!!  OH JEEBUS!!!!  OH JEEBUS!!!
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Offline Sandman

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Re: The United States is about to close the program of intellectual weapons development.
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2005, 12:22:24 PM »
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The latest version of smart bomb refused to leave undamaged plane.



Is the where we all pretend that we know what you're writing about?
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Offline Tarmac

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The United States is about to close the program of intellectual weapons development.
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2005, 12:36:33 PM »
It's a joke.  Laugh.  It's funny.  :)
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Offline Vad

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The United States is about to close the program of intellectual weapons development.
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2005, 12:38:44 PM »
You can replace "The United States" by Russia or China, won't change the meaning of the phrase.
It is not about politics.
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2005, 12:47:47 PM »
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It's a joke.  Laugh.  It's funny.  :)


Okay... maybe if Steven Wright said it, it would be funny. ;)
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Offline CyranoAH

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The United States is about to close the program of intellectual weapons development.
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2005, 01:48:02 PM »
Real smart bombs watch PBS.

Daniel
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Offline Chairboy

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The United States is about to close the program of intellectual weapons development.
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2005, 02:37:31 PM »
Doolittle: Hello, Bomb? Are you with me?
Bomb #20: Of course.
Doolittle: Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?
Bomb #20: I am always receptive to suggestions.
Doolittle: Fine. Think about this then. How do you know you exist?
Bomb #20: Well, of course I exist.
Doolittle: But how do you know you exist?
Bomb #20: It is intuitively obvious.
Doolittle: Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have that you exist?
Bomb #20: Hmmmm... well... I think, therefore I am.
Doolittle: That's good. That's very good. But how do you know that anything else exists?
Bomb #20: My sensory apparatus reveals it to me. This is fun.
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2005, 06:36:42 PM »
dave::"open the pod bay door HAL"

HAL::" i'm sorry dave , i can't do that"

dave::" HAL, open the pod bay door"

HAL:: "no dave"
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