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Offline Hangtime

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« on: June 09, 2005, 01:37:12 AM »
[andy rooney] It's time to open our hearts and minds.. lets all try to say something nice about the new Russia! There must be many wonderful things to see and do there...

If there was a russian sports illustrated swimsuit edition... I'd want that.

Surely there are many good things that are worthy of speculation? Such as, does Russia have a Comedy Channel?

Is there a Russian Ellen Degeneris? Daily Show? Dave Chappele?

I wonder how well Regis would do over there in the morning time slot. Is there a bounty on Wolf Blitzer? Just once, I'd like to see Katie Kouric with a russian voiceover. That would be nice, don't you think?

I'm pretty sure most Russians don't look like the two guys in the Smirinoff Ice commercials. I saw Alexander Solzhenitsyn, he didn't even have a fur hat. Besides, Smirinoff is bottled in the USA.

There's so many questions.. Did you ever wonder, does the moscow football team have cheerleaders?[/andy rooney]
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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2005, 01:50:43 AM »
Hot chicks
Strange alphabet
Nice mix of east and west
Nice weather
Picturesque technological anachronisms
Comicaly blunt attitude
Those stupid leninist/etc badges and other persona-cult items and fur hats my dad brought back during the 80s
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2005, 02:09:21 AM »
Russia has some of the warmest and friendliest people you will ever meet.

Lots of oil and gass

Exciting history

Some truly amazing buildings.

Russia is a great neighbour.
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Offline Staga

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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2005, 02:43:27 AM »
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Russia is a great neighbour


LOL I almost ate that bait with line and sinkers :D

Alright...
(most) People are warm and friendly and (some) women are hot like someone already mentioned.
Living in there is cheap for us westerners.
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2005, 03:19:19 AM »
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Offline JB73

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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2005, 03:25:54 AM »
that serial killer that killed all the kids made a good movie out of his story
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2005, 03:59:13 AM »
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Living in there is cheap for us westerners.



Its cheap even for us easterners :D

ummm


But what realy rock in Russia are thsoe millitary training sessions, whitch are opened for public.
You can see real Tungusta firing on flying decoys, T80`s in actions and much more.

Boroda whats the name of that show ?
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2005, 04:12:30 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2005, 05:48:17 AM »
Going to spend the Friday evening in StPetersburg and continue my trip at Saturday morning to Chelyabinsk aka "Tankograd"; it was one of the cities Ruskies moved their tank factories in ww2 and it was also "closed" from tourists for decades.
Also one of the most polluted places in earth because of couple nuclear disasters...
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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2005, 05:59:01 AM »
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Also one of the most polluted places in earth because of couple nuclear disasters...
And you're going there voluntarily?:confused:
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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2005, 06:23:00 AM »
Well... Yes.
Then I can at least say I've been there, bought the T-shirt and received my share of radiation :D

hmmm I wonder if there's a "Hardrock Cafe" in Chelyabinsk... would be nice addition to my HC T-shirt collection :)
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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2005, 07:10:13 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2005, 07:21:31 AM »
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She can be Onatopp of me anytime! :)
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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2005, 08:03:07 AM »
Art and McDonalds are one and the same in Moscow.  The place is a five-star restaurant decorated in Chinese/Manchurian style.  It is truely awesome, rivaling luxurious restaurants about the globe in elegance.  If I was to work at McDonalds, this would be the one.

Hangtime, that's where I thought you went when you retired.:D





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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2005, 08:14:14 AM »
Russians are a great people. I hate soviets for what they did to the russians.
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