Author Topic: nothing to see here, delete  (Read 911 times)

Offline Fuzzy

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« on: June 10, 2005, 04:32:23 PM »
Sorry to all who were forced to read my mindless drivel. So read this instead:


The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked the
entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was
taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked,
"Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in
particular,
"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat
left was under that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also
arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the
little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The
woman shrieked,
"Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his
place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,
"Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing
the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive
your autos on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong ***** out the window.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2005, 10:20:48 PM by Fuzzy »

Offline JB88

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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2005, 04:35:25 PM »
why, that's INcredulous.
this thread is doomed.
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word.

Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2005, 04:35:52 PM »
Well.. i can understand your frustration, but!

hmm... better keep my lutefiskhole shut, or skuzzmaster will come down on me like a ton of cables.

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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2005, 04:37:38 PM »
you have a lutefiskhole?

wow, where do you get one of those.

oh, nevermind.  (sees half empty bottle on table)
this thread is doomed.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2005, 04:38:35 PM »
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Originally posted by JB88
you have a lutefiskhole?

wow, where do you get one of those.

oh, nevermind.  (sees half empty bottle on table)


dont ask to see a hole you dont really wanna see in the first place 88 ;)

Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2005, 04:39:51 PM »
I asked American Airlines for a free ticket to Hawaii .. I had never seen the big Island and wanted to try out their service. They said no?

"IN that case" I said, "I'll go elsewhere with my zero dollars!"

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« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2005, 04:43:42 PM »
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Originally posted by midnight Target
I asked American Airlines for a free ticket to Hawaii .. I had never seen the big Island and wanted to try out their service. They said no?

"IN that case" I said, "I'll go elsewhere with my zero dollars!"


ive heard that zero-dollar trips are real popular with the airlines

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« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2005, 04:51:01 PM »
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Originally posted by Fuzzy
Brilliant, Brilliant.


Thank you

Offline Furball

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« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2005, 04:53:00 PM »
AH2 gameplay in arenas is same as AHI, is $14.95 even worth going to all this trouble on the bbs over? just sub for a month and if you dont like it, unsub.
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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2005, 05:06:45 PM »
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Originally posted by Fuzzy

BTW what trouble do you speak of?


Not meaning to be the self appointed moderator nazi here, but all you will succeed in this post is to piss off HTC/Skuzzy, as they have said, bbs is no place to post messages such as these.

I got nothing against you, i remember you in game and hope you will come back.

Gameplay is the same, with new planes, cool new graphics.  Its the same people in a diff environment.
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Offline spitfiremkv

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« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2005, 05:07:37 PM »
get a new ISP

Offline spitfiremkv

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« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2005, 05:17:29 PM »
well then pay for a month like everyone suggested :rolleyes:

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« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2005, 05:20:41 PM »
personally, I was very dissapointed when AH2 came without TOD. I suggest you wait for TOD, read what other people think of it, then try it out.

Offline Lizard3

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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2005, 07:05:09 PM »
I would suggest you try it out for a month so you can see that your computer is no longer a viable platform.

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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2005, 07:12:47 PM »
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Originally posted by Fuzzy
Brilliant, I guess you buy cars without a test drive. Especially after a new design is implemented. Brilliant.


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