I took a guy(6'8", 280#) that got thrown off the UL football team for being insane, on a ride.
For those of you that do not know what a ride is, it is when you take some fraternity pledges and get them drunked up and drop them off in the woods with a six pack and allow them to make their way home.
So far this isn't crazy, just stupid, but then....
The pledges, 4 of them including the monster, drank the 6 pak in a matter of minutes, then stole some more from a convience store. Now being chased by the authorities, they head cross country, through the marshes and rice fields.
A friendly guy picks them up, offering to give them a ride back to town(about 20 miles), but as it turns out, he is gay(and a school teacher). He takes them further into the woods and makes a move on them, and they beat him up a litle before he runs away.
They absolutely destroy the guys car, I mean total it, and stagger off towards town. By now the police have them located and bring them in.
Now here is the crazy and stupid(on my part) thing. I went and bailed them out. The evil look from Hanagriff(the footballplayer) told me what I had in store when they took the cuffs off and released him into my custody. Amazingly, he did not crush me like a tomato, but it was touch and go for a while.
The truly wild and crazy things that I have done, I will keep to myself, as the statue of limitations may not have run it's course on some of them.
