Whoever gets the job please revise the "Nit Dweeb Flight Manual" and remove the following:
1. You must always HO your opponent and force a collision.
2. When you can't beat them in the air jump into a GV, Field Gun, Or preferably a CV 5" gun and rely on your Quake skills to kill them.
3. After loosing several fair battles with an opponent launch a LA7 and run on the deck as fast as you can to their closest base and vulch them on landing. Heck they have to run out of gas and ammo at some point. Keep trying until you are successful.
4. Kill all aircraft that have survived and beaten your country men in rule #1 and are attempting to ditch due to being dead stick. Wait to approach them until they are about to touch the ground because even dead stick they pose a clear and present danger to you.
5. You must pork all bases. Air to Air engagements are too difficult for you. Your better off porking bases and running for dear life.
6. If you must engage an air target only do so if you have 10 or more country men for every contact visible. Be prepared to lose atleast 5 wingman in this engagement.
7. When the a field is under attack launch multiple bombers and use them to "Ack Star".
8. When flying the 190D and you have finally exhausted all your "E" and have a contact closing on your six, imagine yourself back in your favorite class in high school and stir the stick like you did in home economics when making cookies.
9. Continually challenge opponents to go to the DA. Once they accept and leave do not follow them. Be content with the fact you have reduced the enemy numbers even if only for a short time.
10. IF a member of the BK's is flying for an opposing country find out where they are operating. Once their location has been ascertained avoid that area at all costs. It is hopeless to try and engage them under any condition. All you can do is hope they move to another area on the map.
**Disclaimer.. This is written purely for humor. All counties are pretty much the same and no Ill will is intended.. IT's a JOKE please read it as such.
