"We're a lot like Apple, except you've never heard of us. And we don't sell iPods, iApps, or other things regular people want."
"OpenSolaris: If you've forgotten why you left, now it's even easier to renew the hate."
"Because the world didn't have enough open-source Unix operating systems."
"Our OS won't run on just any hardware, it's so good. Also, we don't have dick for driver support."
"OpenSolaris: We've just given the **** up. Please make Solaris not suck."
