Author Topic: Real Men??? (Read 1295 times)

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #30 on:** June 19, 2005, 11:59:44 AM »

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Originally posted by Schaden

Now now Saurdaukar, no need to get all hot and bothered, am sure there are some people out there who are impressed with your choice of name (one has to ask was SS STORMTROOPER already taken?) and don't think you're a total prat - am sure they will come forward and tell you what fine fellow you are and how jolly impressed they are that you took your name from a Frank Herbet novel.

It's some time since a read Dune - but didn't the Emperor's Saurdaukar get their arses kicked by the Fremen Fedaykin, the desert dwellers who waged holy war under the banner of M'uadib to protect their desert lands and the riches it held that were coveted by the evil Empire?

Interesting allegory for our times don't you think?

(Translation of the phrase "Total Prat" can be found here http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=total+prat&btnG=Search&meta=)

Your trolling ability is slipping, Boy Wonder.

Im hardly hot and bothered. You must understand that, in the States, the phrase means something you probably arent aware of, which would explain your use of it.

You called me horney, you see. Although I find your thick skulled posting style slightly arousing, your desire to be impregnated, wear pink shirts and call people "prats" is turning me off.

Now... my young Padawan, If you care to explain to me how anything in this thread is bigotted or "redneck-ish" Im more than willing to listen. It does not appear, however, that you are able to do so.

Substance next time, Mr. Angst, substance... or it gets the hose.

Schaden · « **Reply #31 on:** June 19, 2005, 12:42:23 PM »

If you feel a need to read homo eroticism into everything people say you really should seek some help about the issues you are obviously refusing to face up to - secondly only a total and complete prat resorts to quotes from Star Wars whilst....I was going to use "discussion" but rant would be more like it....try not to froth at the mouth, it's the internet you don't matter to me or to anyone else, I (hopefully) don't matter to you - get a grip.

Schaden · « **Reply #32 on:** June 19, 2005, 12:43:55 PM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
the fact that we even have a tea thread is proof of how far into the world of homesexuality this board has sunk..

and... shaden defining... well... anything American.. it just keeps getting better and better.

lazs

Hey..i did my bit to try drag coffee into the whole thing but I got shouted at a by a tea nazi.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #33 on:** June 19, 2005, 01:39:15 PM »

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Originally posted by Schaden
If you feel a need to read homo eroticism into everything people say you really should seek some help about the issues you are obviously refusing to face up to - secondly only a total and complete prat resorts to quotes from Star Wars whilst....I was going to use "discussion" but rant would be more like it....try not to froth at the mouth, it's the internet you don't matter to me or to anyone else, I (hopefully) don't matter to you - get a grip.

My, my, my.

Lets recap your posts, my son.

1.) Youre a bigot.
2.) Youre a redneck.
3.) Youre a Nazi.
4.) Youre a homosexual.

That about sum up your "argument?"

Next, I suppose youll tell me (instead of actually answering my question, mind you) that youre "done with this" in some fashion? This, of course, based upon the precursor comment "its the internet and doesnt matter." Paraphrasing, of course.

Youre a poodle of your own delusions. Now can you answer my question or will you continue to claw away from the corner youve put yourself in?

Schaden · « **Reply #34 on:** June 19, 2005, 02:38:46 PM »

lol "son" is that supposed to be some sort of insult? It's difficult to take someone seriously with a name like yours - like being insulted by a 15 year old or a McDonalds worker- I mean geesh what's to be upset about.

Since you're struggling the the course of the discussion - I'll reiterate and try to answer your questions, I hope you'll answer the ones I've posed as well

1. I never called you a bigot - before you jumped in I merely used "redneck bigot" to describe posters who act in a redneck bigoted way - as described by wikpedia - which I posted for your edification. However having got to know you a little better, such a joy btw, over the last couple of posts I would certainly say you're a bigot and you do have some, if not all those characteristics of a redneck

2. Answered in 1. above.

3. Nope never called you a Nazi - I was referring to Ramzey in another post and was hoping that the description "Tea Nazi" striking a chord in popular culture from the sitcom Seinfeld's "Soup Nazi" would be taken - hopefully a normal person, which I'm sure Ramzey is would take this in jest - if not however I do apologise to Ramzey in advance.

I would however add the Saurdakar would have been the Nazi Troopers of their age - I seemed to have missed your explanation of your choice of that epithet as your online persona - why was it so attractive to you again?

4. You're a homosexual - nope didn't claim you were, however since you feel an obvious fascination/fear of homosexuals - ie it's your choice of insult which you choose throw out I have to wonder why this is and whether or not your obvious homophobia
is linked to a need to "prove" your own masculinity - the "I hate queers and therefore I couldn't possibly be one" thing - again normal people take it for granted that they are not homosexual and don't feel a need to prove that they are not. Homophobia is often linked to questions of sexuality - if you are or not big deal who cares......

Now I've answered your questions, please take the time to answer mine - ie Why did you call yourself Saurdakar and did you actually read Dune - specially the bit about how Fremen where considered to be superior warriors? Lol such irony, the supermen being killed off and beaten by the towel heads ( to use current sterotypes)

Hope this is not all too much for your blood pressure btw, I'm in my forties so if you can comfortably call me "son" and try to show a mentor pupil relationship with you Star Wars reference you must be a geriatric - take care old timer, look forward to hearing your answers!!

Skydancer · « **Reply #35 on:** June 19, 2005, 07:22:20 PM »

I think this thread has wandered a bit!

Lazs exactly why is tea gay?

deSelys · « **Reply #36 on:** June 19, 2005, 07:55:27 PM »

It's all Hollywood's fault: without the Governator's movie I've forgotten the name of, french wanna-be-mother men would never have thought about this!

lazs2 · « **Reply #37 on:** June 19, 2005, 07:57:11 PM »

tea.. is not gay in and of itself... drinking it is another matter.

Iced tea is permissable unless you actually care what brand it is.

lazs

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #38 on:** June 19, 2005, 08:35:13 PM »

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Originally posted by Schaden
..is linked to a need to "prove" your own masculinity - the "I hate queers and therefore I couldn't possibly be one" thing - again normal people take it for granted that they are not homosexual and don't feel a need to prove that they are not. Homophobia is often linked to questions of sexuality - if you are or not big deal who cares......

Normal people? In this day and age of tolerance you say, "normal people take it for granted that they are not homosexual"?

Freudian slip?

john9001 · « **Reply #39 on:** June 19, 2005, 08:38:20 PM »

"dune" is fiction and is typical of the "righteous underdog defeating the superior bad guys" type of story that has been done in thousands of storys.

i think your trying to make the USA the bad guy in iraq is cute, but it's been done also, think of something new.

rpm · « **Reply #40 on:** June 19, 2005, 08:57:17 PM »

That's why I'm casting my vote for the next Governor of the great state of Texas!

SkyTex · « **Reply #41 on:** June 20, 2005, 01:58:11 AM »

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The redneck stereotype:

Today, a redneck is a stereotypical southern United States socially conservative, rural, working class white person with northern European ancestry. The stereotypical redneck is a male, has a beer belly, consumes cheap American beer such as Budweiser or Miller by the case (Pabst Blue Ribbon in more traditional settings) as well as Jack Daniel's, and holds deeply conservative political views. Stereotypically they are homophobic, racist and distrustful of "city slickers". The stereotypical redneck also lives in a trailer, drives a large pickup truck with a Confederate Navy Jack flag decal and a gun rack in the rear window, has a stained sleeveless t-shirt, a trucker hat or baseball cap with long sideburns. Their favorite activities include hunting, professional wrestling, NASCAR, monster truck rallies, and car engine repair. Country and Southern Rock bands such as Lynyrd Skynyrd and other classic rock groups from the 1970s are their preferred genre of music

Break down of why your wrong.

1. No beer belly here
2. Budweiser ain't cheap.
3. Jack Daniel's costs more than home made so we prefer to make our own.
4. We're not scared of homosexuals. Hell we're not scared of anything so "homophobic" is not the right word.
5. We're only racist when the other race makes us mad. That can be any race.
6. City Slickers can't be trusted, they are evil. your right on that.
7. I live in a trailer yes, but it's a damn nice one too. double wide and even got a fire place.
8. My pickup ain't that big yet. I gotta work on it more.
9. Don't mess with a man's hat boy... you might get shot.
10. The south will rise again!
11. It's not just a gun rack. You might want to watch what is in the gun rack a little more closely.
12.My hat is sexy
13. I ain't got no sideburns, I do know what a razor is.
14. Hunting, Wrastlin, Monster Trucks, workin on cars, tractor pulls, and rodeo's are the best thing ever. Who needs a computer and AH if this went on 24/7.
15. We prefer hank, george, and willy over lynard skynard.

And Finally, #16.

NASCAR rules, your all freaks who think otherwise. #8 is the man! WOOO GO DALE!

Skydancer · « **Reply #42 on:** June 20, 2005, 04:36:44 AM »

"Iced Tea" now that is a very nice drink for a lady!

Hot sweet with milk and in a chipped mug with a bacon and egg sarnie to eat ! Proper tea.

Spooky · « **Reply #43 on:** June 20, 2005, 07:23:10 AM »

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Originally posted by Meatwad
Its the french, their used to being treated like girly men wusses. Look when germans came to france during WW2, french laid down faster then a $5 prostitute.

Here we go again, oh well...

Casualty estimates vary in the Battle of France. Approximately 27,074 Germans were killed and 111,034 were wounded, with a further 18,384 missing for total German casualties of 156,000 men.

French casualties were 90,000 killed, 200,000 wounded.

this does not includes hundreds of civilian refugees strafed on the roads...

So shove your bad stand up comedy comments, and respect people who fought and died.

lazs2 · « **Reply #44 on:** June 20, 2005, 08:21:06 AM »

iced tea is what you drink in a mexican resteraunt if you don't drink beer..

"hot sweet with milk" is the manly way to drink that poison? I don't think I could even bring myself to say that in public. course... I can't figure out how grown males can order those conncoctions at starbucks...

lazs