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Offline daddog

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A joke for fathers on fathers day.
« on: June 19, 2005, 11:12:19 AM »
Why are single women skinny and married women fat?
Because skinny women see what is in the fridge and go to bed. Married women see what is in their bed and go to the fridge.  :D

Happy Fathers day to all the Fathers out there.
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A joke for fathers on fathers day.
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2005, 12:58:22 PM »
:)

Not true in my case of course.  

My wife has been amazing today.  We were out at a party last night and for the first time in a while I got pretty loaded.  The kids decided that 5.30am was the best time to give daddy his father's day gifts and after that I couldn't get back to sleep.  I felt awful.

The wife has played "interference" all day, trying her best to keep the kids entertained so that I could lie down in an air conditioned room....not very successfully, but she sure tried.

She also bought me two display cases for my die-cast models...big ones from a large store that is going out of business.  They are in really good shape and are professional quality.  Each one is about 6 feet high, with spot-lights etc. inside.

Bodhi....I'm gonna need some more die-cast mate.  :)
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A joke for fathers on fathers day.
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2005, 05:30:14 PM »
HAHAHA!!!   and Happy Father's Day to all the other Dads out in our comminity!

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A joke for fathers on fathers day.
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2005, 05:34:25 PM »
:lol