http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7164568418Man them welsh are pissed at the poms!
The much vaunted lions jersey, used, in size medium - ideal if you're the size of shane williams. However, BEFORE YOU BID ON THIS ITEM PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING;
In my disgust, as a welshman, at Clive woodwards heavily biased selection for the game on Tuesday and hence his probable English team plus Brian O'Driscoll, for the first Test game I have decided to sell my jersey to show my contempt for the man. However, you should note that I have urinated on said jersey and, after running 10 miles in my barry john boots, I have also wiped said jersey in my sweaty arse crack. I then doused the jersey in petrol (old 4 star) and set it alight. Everytime the flames die down I also throw on more petrol and, at the moment, only Red Adair could put out the fire. Hence by the end of this auction the jeresy will not resemble the attached picture in anyway and may well be a small pile of ash.
However, I would rather go on a date with Jade Goody to watch celebrity love island the movie, whilst listening to continuous loops of the crazy frog V's axel f on my ipod and have my teeth drilled with no anaesthetic (marathon man style), than wear this jersey again.
I would prefer payment in £'s but would also consider payment in the form of jelly beans, cola bottles (fizzy ones) or, preferably, Clive Woodwards head on a stick.
Serious bidders only please. Please contact me with any questions. Happy bidding
