Weeeeell,
Kyle's mom's a *****, she's a big fat *****,
She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid *****, if there ever was a *****,
She's a ***** to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a *****
On Tuesday she's a *****
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a *****
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She’s a super King Kong Mega Mega, bi-atch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s mom?
She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old *****, she has such a stupid hair,
She's a *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****
*****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****,
She's a stupid ***** (Wooooow!); Kyle's Mom's a *****,
And she sucks a dirty **** (*****!).
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little into something like this:
[Kyle's mom's a ***** in Chinese]
[Kyle's mom's a ***** in French]
[Kyle's mom's a ***** in (some kind of) African]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s mom?
She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old *****, she has such a stupid hair,
She's a *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, ***** (Wooooow!...)
*****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****,
She's a stupid *****! Kyle's mom's a *****,
And she sucks a dirty **** !
I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom! She's a big fat, ****ing babe!
Big old fat ****in' *****, Kyle's Moooooooooom......
Yeahhhhh.... Chaaaaa...
