Weeeeell, 
Kyle's mom's a *****, she's a big fat *****, 
She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world, 
She's a stupid *****, if there ever was a *****, 
She's a ***** to all the boys and girls. 
On Monday she's a ***** 
On Tuesday she's a ***** 
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a ***** 
Then on Sunday, just to be different, 
She’s a super King Kong Mega Mega, bi-atch! 
Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s mom? 
She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world, 
She's a mean old *****, she has such a stupid hair, 
She's a *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, ***** 
*****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, 
She's a stupid ***** (Wooooow!); Kyle's Mom's a *****, 
And she sucks a dirty **** (*****!). 
Talk to kids around the world, 
It might go a little into something like this: 
[Kyle's mom's a ***** in Chinese] 
[Kyle's mom's a ***** in French] 
[Kyle's mom's a ***** in (some kind of) African] 
Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s mom? 
She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world, 
She's a mean old *****, she has such a stupid hair, 
She's a *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, ***** (Wooooow!...) 
*****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, 
She's a stupid *****! Kyle's mom's a *****, 
And she sucks a dirty **** ! 
I really mean it, 
Kyle's Mom! She's a big fat, ****ing babe! 
Big old fat ****in' *****, Kyle's Moooooooooom...... 
Yeahhhhh.... Chaaaaa...